Wanna see a mafia application?

Now, dont'cha'll go an' getta upsetta atta me, ah onlee forward de mail....Gadfather


Whazza u name ___________________


U-Hage_______________


Whazza u howsa nummer ________________


U-Streeta____________





Whazza-U-Bag?


Hitta Man_____


Lona-Arranger_____


Prostitutta?___


Izza U Girl or Boy?


(If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!)_____


Justta Checka Wun. (Wiezza Guy)





Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now____________________


Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? ____





For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? I Shoota Wun Guize_____


I Keednappa Sumbody's_______


Protekshun Ragget______


Udda Things______________





U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Dumdaze??


Yasse_____ No_____ Eh:_______





U Likka Eata Garlic? _________


Pizza? _________


Salami?__________





U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? ____________





U Driva De Car?


Gadillac_______


Buick _____


Linken________





U Likka Likka Spagett?


Galamari_____


Girlze?_____


Boyze?______


Just peeka one--no foola rounda cus I slappa U face)





U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)


Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Lika...





-1 pr darke glasses


-1 lb. mozzarella cheeze


-1 black shirte widda white tie


-1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)


-1 pr. pointie shooz


-1 wite hat, widde blacke brim


-1 pr. cement shooz


-1 spumoni (tutti-frutti)


(come later when you foolaround)


-8x10 picchur-Frank Sinatra


-1 Appy Face Button


-1 wallet size-Dean Martin





Goode Stoff (Iffa U notta Sure, I Talle U Whatta U Getta, Wizaguy)





JOINNA DE CLUB NOW WHILE YOU STILL CANNA RITE

Wanna see a mafia application?
wow! you have a lot of time on your hands!
Reply:YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...





1. You accidentally enter your password on


the microwave.





2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards


in years.





3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to


! reach your family of 3.





4. You e-mail the person who works at the


desk next to you.





5. Your reason for not staying in touch with


friends and family is that they don't have


e-mail addresses.





6. You pull up in your own driveway and use


your cell phone to see if anyone is home


to help you carry in the groceries.





7. Every commercial on television has a web


site at the bottom of the screen.





8. Leaving the house without your cell


phone, which you didn't have the first 20


or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a


cause for panic and you turn around to go


and get it.





10. You get up in the morning and go on line


before getting your coffee.





11. You start tilting your head sideways to


smile. : )





12. You're reading this and nodding and


laughing.





13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom


you are going to forward this message.





14. You are too busy to notice there was no


#9 on this list.





15. You actually scrolled back up to check


that there wasn't a #9 on this list.





AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Reply:Ahhhhh shuttuppayaface
Reply:shut up
Reply:retype it in a readable transcript
Reply:LOL
Reply:why yes i do! oh.......I dont think that was very funny.
Reply:Yep. LOL.
Reply:LMAO, you're funny!
Reply:hahahahaha cute ♥
Reply:Sorry girl that one isn't up to your usual standards
Reply:Do you live in San Diego, Ca?


Yeh I likka dis'

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