I respect:
Juventina
Sexy_Canna
Emma_86 (I'm not sure about the numbers)
French Fans, who are the most Italain users you respect?
Juventina, she's one the most passionate supporter here %26amp; i respect her the most.
Reply:If you respect me I respect you!
Reply:since R035 called me the french fan..its cool, it qualifies me to name best italian fans
azzurri man
sexy_canna
R035 (if he is not jealous of me )
made in italy (the coolest one with many french's thumbs down )
juventina
pinky
dr zizzou (he now loves italy)
touzours (controlled by his sweetheart R035)
Reply:i respect em all
but i respect Juventina the most
Reply:if u respect u'r self, people will respect u,
so i don't respect irrespective
Reply:i respect the same people you respect..i dont like made in italy at all
Reply:Im glad Im not on the list!
Reply:i dont respect anyone italian but i like a french guy called touzor because he is fond of zidane he was putting his avater but changed idont know why?anyway i still like him
Reply:I'm not a French fan but I just want to thank everyone for their respect, it really means allot to me.
You too Dr.zizou!!
Reply:juventina
Reply:Lol.. Dude I hate anyone who says Zidane sucks, and they do.. so no dude, I hate ITALIA, and you too Cheaterazzi.
Reply:well if the question is reversed you will not be on my list .
i dont care about ur comments, good question , a bit better than the garbage .
Reply:Nice to know ure using the 'R' word... RESPECT... believe me.. it does wonders.. thumbs up!
Reply:juventina
Reply:NONE
ALL OF 'EM SUCKS
ESPECIALY THAT SMELLY JUVENTINA
AND HER TOYS ---------%26gt;%26gt;%26gt; AZZURI MAN %26amp; MADE IN ITALY
Reply:Thanks for ur respect , I hope we all start to respect one another here .
Reply:emma's cool
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Monday, November 16, 2009
What does this mean!!!!?
Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murd'ring pattle!
I'm truly sorry man's dominion,
Has broken nature's social union,
An' justifies that ill opinion,
Which makes thee startle
At me, thy poor, earth-born companion,
An' fellow-mortal!
I doubt na, whiles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!
A daimen icker in a thrave
'S a sma' request;
I'll get a blessin wi' the lave,
An' never miss't!
Thy wee bit housie, too, in ruin!
It's silly wa's the win's are strewin!
An' naething, now, to big a new ane,
O' foggage green!
An' bleak December's winds ensuin,
Baith snell an' keen!
Thou saw the fields laid bare an' waste,
An' weary winter comin fast,
An' cozie here, beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell-
Till crash! the cruel coulter past
Out thro' thy cell.
That wee bit heap o' leaves an' stibble,
Has cost thee mony a weary nibble!
Now thou's turn'd out, for a' thy trouble,
But house or hald,
To thole the winter's sleety dribble,
An' cranreuch cauld!
But, Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain;
The best-laid schemes o' mice an 'men
Gang aft agley,
An'lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
For promis'd joy!
Still thou art blest, compar'd wi' me
The present only toucheth thee:
But, Och! I backward cast my e'e.
On prospects drear!
An' forward, tho' I canna see,
I guess an' fear!
What does this mean!!!!?
i didn't take the time to realy read it but here is a website that has a 'english' translation
http://www.rosemike.net/poetry/mousie.ht...
Reply:have you took your meds to day.........................
Reply:Glad it is not my homework assignment!!!
Reply:WHO THE ***** CARES!
Reply:I'm so sorry but I don't know. hehehe.....
Reply:Two words..."Cliff's Notes"...sounds Shakespearian...Good Luck! (Hint: Philly Boy has the link of the translation %26amp; Ms Chrstnwrtr has a good description! I've learned something about Scotish literature! LOL)
Reply:It's a poem by Scottish poet Robert Burns. He's writing a poem about a guy tilling his land and nearly kills a field mouse....so the guy apologizes to the field mouse.
It's a great poem by a great poet. The poem is titled "To a Mouse." It's written in typical Scottish dialect.
It's not Shakespearean, it's not in a foreign language, etc. It's Scottish poetry. Take my word for it.
Reply:The man is telling a mouse that his own life is as difficult as that which the mouse faces, and tells the mouse he is a welcome friend.
Reply:Wow...that is quite the mouthful. I have no idea what they're talking about here!
Reply:Sounds like a halloween curse to me.
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murd'ring pattle!
I'm truly sorry man's dominion,
Has broken nature's social union,
An' justifies that ill opinion,
Which makes thee startle
At me, thy poor, earth-born companion,
An' fellow-mortal!
I doubt na, whiles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!
A daimen icker in a thrave
'S a sma' request;
I'll get a blessin wi' the lave,
An' never miss't!
Thy wee bit housie, too, in ruin!
It's silly wa's the win's are strewin!
An' naething, now, to big a new ane,
O' foggage green!
An' bleak December's winds ensuin,
Baith snell an' keen!
Thou saw the fields laid bare an' waste,
An' weary winter comin fast,
An' cozie here, beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell-
Till crash! the cruel coulter past
Out thro' thy cell.
That wee bit heap o' leaves an' stibble,
Has cost thee mony a weary nibble!
Now thou's turn'd out, for a' thy trouble,
But house or hald,
To thole the winter's sleety dribble,
An' cranreuch cauld!
But, Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain;
The best-laid schemes o' mice an 'men
Gang aft agley,
An'lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
For promis'd joy!
Still thou art blest, compar'd wi' me
The present only toucheth thee:
But, Och! I backward cast my e'e.
On prospects drear!
An' forward, tho' I canna see,
I guess an' fear!
What does this mean!!!!?
i didn't take the time to realy read it but here is a website that has a 'english' translation
http://www.rosemike.net/poetry/mousie.ht...
Reply:have you took your meds to day.........................
Reply:Glad it is not my homework assignment!!!
Reply:WHO THE ***** CARES!
Reply:I'm so sorry but I don't know. hehehe.....
Reply:Two words..."Cliff's Notes"...sounds Shakespearian...Good Luck! (Hint: Philly Boy has the link of the translation %26amp; Ms Chrstnwrtr has a good description! I've learned something about Scotish literature! LOL)
Reply:It's a poem by Scottish poet Robert Burns. He's writing a poem about a guy tilling his land and nearly kills a field mouse....so the guy apologizes to the field mouse.
It's a great poem by a great poet. The poem is titled "To a Mouse." It's written in typical Scottish dialect.
It's not Shakespearean, it's not in a foreign language, etc. It's Scottish poetry. Take my word for it.
Reply:The man is telling a mouse that his own life is as difficult as that which the mouse faces, and tells the mouse he is a welcome friend.
Reply:Wow...that is quite the mouthful. I have no idea what they're talking about here!
Reply:Sounds like a halloween curse to me.
Euro 2008?
Who do you think is going to win.
Who do you think is the best player[s].
Personally
Italy and germany are my faves
and canna..grosso..lahm..schweinsteiger are really good
yeah sooo
who do u think!?
Euro 2008?
England !
Reply:Italy or France.
Reply:Italy is gonna win once again and the best players so far on the team are Massimo Oddo, Luca Toni not just because they scored a goal I just think their incredibly amazing
Reply:At the moment Scotland are likeliest candidates for the trophy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Scotland!
Reply:steven gerrard is my favourite player and i hope england win
Who do you think is the best player[s].
Personally
Italy and germany are my faves
and canna..grosso..lahm..schweinsteiger are really good
yeah sooo
who do u think!?
Euro 2008?
England !
Reply:Italy or France.
Reply:Italy is gonna win once again and the best players so far on the team are Massimo Oddo, Luca Toni not just because they scored a goal I just think their incredibly amazing
Reply:At the moment Scotland are likeliest candidates for the trophy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Scotland!
Reply:steven gerrard is my favourite player and i hope england win
First thing that com,es to your mind when u see the questions/answers pf ......................?
tourist:no more injustice
juventina
dr zizou
touzours
ro35
made in italy
sexy_canna
mim_zizou
doober
First thing that com,es to your mind when u see the questions/answers pf ......................?
Tourist: Cool
Juventina: Realy Nice
Dr Zizou: The best...LOL just kidding!
Touzours: Admiring RO35
RO35: Admiring Touzours
Made In Italy: I hate him!
Sexy_Canna: Seems Kind
Mimi_Zizou: Funny/Wise
Doober: I don't know
Reply:i dont know why people keep on forgetting me over here
Reply:I don't know the names listed.
I don't read questions and answers based on who posted it. I just see the words.
And if they make sense and are credible, i think "good question, smart person, funny person, interesting".
But if they are senseless, i think "WTF"
Reply:tourist:no more injustice-nice
juventina-delusa e confusa
dr zizou-respectful
touzours-in love with RO35
ro35-in love with himself
made in italy- insultive
sexy_canna-nice
mim_zizou-friend
doober-nice
Reply:this is about their questions/answers? like what i think of their questions/answers? ok:
tourist: interesting
juventina: cool, nice
dr zizou: good, funny sometimes?
touzours: funny
RO35: funny
made in italy: cool
sexycanna: cool, nice
mimi_zizou: interesting
doober: :) thanks for putting me in, but i dont know what my questions/answers are like. you tell me. :) haha
juventina
dr zizou
touzours
ro35
made in italy
sexy_canna
mim_zizou
doober
First thing that com,es to your mind when u see the questions/answers pf ......................?
Tourist: Cool
Juventina: Realy Nice
Dr Zizou: The best...LOL just kidding!
Touzours: Admiring RO35
RO35: Admiring Touzours
Made In Italy: I hate him!
Sexy_Canna: Seems Kind
Mimi_Zizou: Funny/Wise
Doober: I don't know
Reply:i dont know why people keep on forgetting me over here
Reply:I don't know the names listed.
I don't read questions and answers based on who posted it. I just see the words.
And if they make sense and are credible, i think "good question, smart person, funny person, interesting".
But if they are senseless, i think "WTF"
Reply:tourist:no more injustice-nice
juventina-delusa e confusa
dr zizou-respectful
touzours-in love with RO35
ro35-in love with himself
made in italy- insultive
sexy_canna-nice
mim_zizou-friend
doober-nice
Reply:this is about their questions/answers? like what i think of their questions/answers? ok:
tourist: interesting
juventina: cool, nice
dr zizou: good, funny sometimes?
touzours: funny
RO35: funny
made in italy: cool
sexycanna: cool, nice
mimi_zizou: interesting
doober: :) thanks for putting me in, but i dont know what my questions/answers are like. you tell me. :) haha
Scientific names, flowers?
what are the scientific names for a:
- rose
- tulip
-carnation
- geranium
-petunia
-dahlia
-peony
-aster
- hydrongea
-camellia
- dianthus
- daffodil
-daisies
-canna
-sweet william
THANKYOU!!!
Scientific names, flowers?
I guess that no one wants to do your homework for you.
Try doing a search for the name followed by the word nursery. Go to sites that look like they sell the plant and copy the name.
Or the easy way is to go to www.wikipedia.org. They usually have the Latin names spelled correctly.
flowers funeral
- rose
- tulip
-carnation
- geranium
-petunia
-dahlia
-peony
-aster
- hydrongea
-camellia
- dianthus
- daffodil
-daisies
-canna
-sweet william
THANKYOU!!!
Scientific names, flowers?
I guess that no one wants to do your homework for you.
Try doing a search for the name followed by the word nursery. Go to sites that look like they sell the plant and copy the name.
Or the easy way is to go to www.wikipedia.org. They usually have the Latin names spelled correctly.
flowers funeral
How do u find ur old photos on yahoo?
used 2 have a couple of different photo albums on my yahoo were i saved mail attachment pics sent to me. havin uploaded the new yahoo mail so where have they gone??? canna seem to find them anywhere!!!
How do u find ur old photos on yahoo?
search mail with the attachment name or name of the person who set it.
if you cannot find, switch back to old version and click on attachments/photos.
Reply:In my old school album lol
How do u find ur old photos on yahoo?
search mail with the attachment name or name of the person who set it.
if you cannot find, switch back to old version and click on attachments/photos.
Reply:In my old school album lol
Where did 'Up Your Maslow' get such a fantastic version of "Wee Willy Winkie as this one?
Wee Willie Winkie rins through the toun,
Up stairs and doon stairs in his nicht-goun,
Tirlin' at the window, cryin' at the lock,
"Are the weans in their bed, for it's noo ten o'clock?"
"Hey, Willie Winkie, are ye comin' ben?
The cat's singin' grey thrums to the sleepin' hen,
The dog's spelder'd on the floor, and disna gi'e a cheep,
But here's a waukrife laddie that winna fa' asleep!"
Onything but sleep, you rogue! glow'ring like the mune,
Rattlin' in an airn jug wi' an airn spune,
Rumblin', tumblin' round about, crawin' like a ****,
Skirlin' like a kenna-what, wauk'nin' sleepin' fock.
"Hey, Willie Winkie - the wean's in a creel!
Wambling aff a bodie's knee like a verra eel,
Ruggin' at the cat's lug, and ravelin' a' her thrums
Hey, Willie Winkie - see, there he comes!"
Wearit is the mither that has a stoorie wean,
A wee stumple stoussie, that canna rin his lane,
That has a battle aye wi' sleep before he'll close an ee
But a kiss frae aff his rosy lips gies strength anew to me.
Where did 'Up Your Maslow' get such a fantastic version of "Wee Willy Winkie as this one?
What do you mean, where? Isn't this the original???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wee_Willie_...
.
Reply:Thats a cool song :)
Reply:Is Wee Willie a euphemism for something? I think maybe so.
Your Wee Willie needs a spankin'.
Up stairs and doon stairs in his nicht-goun,
Tirlin' at the window, cryin' at the lock,
"Are the weans in their bed, for it's noo ten o'clock?"
"Hey, Willie Winkie, are ye comin' ben?
The cat's singin' grey thrums to the sleepin' hen,
The dog's spelder'd on the floor, and disna gi'e a cheep,
But here's a waukrife laddie that winna fa' asleep!"
Onything but sleep, you rogue! glow'ring like the mune,
Rattlin' in an airn jug wi' an airn spune,
Rumblin', tumblin' round about, crawin' like a ****,
Skirlin' like a kenna-what, wauk'nin' sleepin' fock.
"Hey, Willie Winkie - the wean's in a creel!
Wambling aff a bodie's knee like a verra eel,
Ruggin' at the cat's lug, and ravelin' a' her thrums
Hey, Willie Winkie - see, there he comes!"
Wearit is the mither that has a stoorie wean,
A wee stumple stoussie, that canna rin his lane,
That has a battle aye wi' sleep before he'll close an ee
But a kiss frae aff his rosy lips gies strength anew to me.
Where did 'Up Your Maslow' get such a fantastic version of "Wee Willy Winkie as this one?
What do you mean, where? Isn't this the original???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wee_Willie_...
.
Reply:Thats a cool song :)
Reply:Is Wee Willie a euphemism for something? I think maybe so.
Your Wee Willie needs a spankin'.
What's your Cannabis cocktail?
What some people don't know about Cannabis is that it's not only soluble (the THC gets released) in fat, but also in alcohol.
So it's dead simply to creat interesting cocktails with a Cannatwist!
Long island Ice Canna-Tea is good.
What others have you tried or do you suggest? What's your Cannacocktail?
Answers may be used for a forthcoming e-book available for free for www.highsocietynews.co.uk subscribers (free service too!)
What's your Cannabis cocktail?
heat a tablespoon with honey in it ,sprinkle the gear in and heat to just below boiling point,pour the solution into a pot of yoghurt and stir,leave overnight and consume.
Rumtopf,put rum+fruit+gear into a container.leave for as long as possible,drink the rum solution,eat the fruit,pears work well.
Reply:u can also boil it in alcohol and extract the oil 99.9% ethanol ask the chemist for some remote control aeroplane fuel you know the one's the hobbist's fly
So it's dead simply to creat interesting cocktails with a Cannatwist!
Long island Ice Canna-Tea is good.
What others have you tried or do you suggest? What's your Cannacocktail?
Answers may be used for a forthcoming e-book available for free for www.highsocietynews.co.uk subscribers (free service too!)
What's your Cannabis cocktail?
heat a tablespoon with honey in it ,sprinkle the gear in and heat to just below boiling point,pour the solution into a pot of yoghurt and stir,leave overnight and consume.
Rumtopf,put rum+fruit+gear into a container.leave for as long as possible,drink the rum solution,eat the fruit,pears work well.
Reply:u can also boil it in alcohol and extract the oil 99.9% ethanol ask the chemist for some remote control aeroplane fuel you know the one's the hobbist's fly
Samsung d500 - pin?
i got my phone like 2 years ago.. 2nd hand off of ebay .. £50 , canna go wrong if you wanted to with that!
anyways, i have no idea what the pin is on it for anything, any way i can find this out as im wanted to begin to lock my media files and phone in general
Samsung d500 - pin?
If it's your PIN code and you enter it wrong three times you should then be able to get a PUK code from your network to reset it. If it is the phone code however, it should be preset to 00000000 (8 zeros) unless you've changed it. If you have changed it, and you don't remember what you channged it to, unfortunately you can't do anything about it.
Reply:try the lasy few numbers of your phone number or call customer service for samsung or ur phone company maybe they can walk you through how the reset it. Good luck!
office table
anyways, i have no idea what the pin is on it for anything, any way i can find this out as im wanted to begin to lock my media files and phone in general
Samsung d500 - pin?
If it's your PIN code and you enter it wrong three times you should then be able to get a PUK code from your network to reset it. If it is the phone code however, it should be preset to 00000000 (8 zeros) unless you've changed it. If you have changed it, and you don't remember what you channged it to, unfortunately you can't do anything about it.
Reply:try the lasy few numbers of your phone number or call customer service for samsung or ur phone company maybe they can walk you through how the reset it. Good luck!
office table
Do these sayings confirm whether a person is a True Scot----?
You know you are a true scot if................
1. You can pronounce McConnochie,Ecclefechan, Milgavie, Sauchiehall St, St. Enoch and aufurfuksake,
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop without sleveren when yer blootert.
5.Ye kin faw aboot pashed withoot spullin yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearing shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8.Ye kin understaun Rab C Nisbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
9 Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer words.
10.Ye ken wit haggis is made ae an still like eating it.
Out of space, Finally ......A wee Glesga wummin goes intae the butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer,and is standind haunds ahint his back,with his ers aimed at the fire.
The wee wummin checks oot the display case then asks,"Is that yer ayrshire bacon? naw, am heatin ma haun!s,hen
Do these sayings confirm whether a person is a True Scot----?
Either you are a troll, or are from Glasgow (LOL)! Either way, it was an easy 2 points for me.
To answer your question...no, they are just stereotypes of Scots, in particular those Scots that live in a certain large Scottish City on the West Coast.
Liked your joke about the Ayrshire bacon though (groan).
:)
Reply:Weel noo, Ah cannae be certain abit confirmin' 'at, bein' as Ah am nae a Scot myself. Ye gart some braw points thocht an' it was an interestin' reid if Ah dae say sae.
Reply:there's a moose loose aboot this hoose...
Reply:Naw Pal.!!!
1. You can pronounce McConnochie,Ecclefechan, Milgavie, Sauchiehall St, St. Enoch and aufurfuksake,
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop without sleveren when yer blootert.
5.Ye kin faw aboot pashed withoot spullin yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearing shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8.Ye kin understaun Rab C Nisbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
9 Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer words.
10.Ye ken wit haggis is made ae an still like eating it.
Out of space, Finally ......A wee Glesga wummin goes intae the butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer,and is standind haunds ahint his back,with his ers aimed at the fire.
The wee wummin checks oot the display case then asks,"Is that yer ayrshire bacon? naw, am heatin ma haun!s,hen
Do these sayings confirm whether a person is a True Scot----?
Either you are a troll, or are from Glasgow (LOL)! Either way, it was an easy 2 points for me.
To answer your question...no, they are just stereotypes of Scots, in particular those Scots that live in a certain large Scottish City on the West Coast.
Liked your joke about the Ayrshire bacon though (groan).
:)
Reply:Weel noo, Ah cannae be certain abit confirmin' 'at, bein' as Ah am nae a Scot myself. Ye gart some braw points thocht an' it was an interestin' reid if Ah dae say sae.
Reply:there's a moose loose aboot this hoose...
Reply:Naw Pal.!!!
In the liquid velvet night, burglers gurgle with delight....?
or do you prefer the dundonian...
ya canna have yur pudden,
coz ya didney eat yer kidney!
In the liquid velvet night, burglers gurgle with delight....?
Pink Floyd?
Reply:er, if you say so, but what is your question?
Reply:Burglars gurgle?
have my pudden?
Yeaaaaaa, whata isa yur questen?
You're one crazy dude. :)
Reply:You way out there.............chits too deep for me
Reply:while helpless victims run with fright!
Reply:Depends what mood I'm in, but I think I prefer the first, only if you change it to maybe:
In the liquid velvet night,
Lovers smoulder with delight ...
Reply:I'll have some of whatever your on.
ya canna have yur pudden,
coz ya didney eat yer kidney!
In the liquid velvet night, burglers gurgle with delight....?
Pink Floyd?
Reply:er, if you say so, but what is your question?
Reply:Burglars gurgle?
have my pudden?
Yeaaaaaa, whata isa yur questen?
You're one crazy dude. :)
Reply:You way out there.............chits too deep for me
Reply:while helpless victims run with fright!
Reply:Depends what mood I'm in, but I think I prefer the first, only if you change it to maybe:
In the liquid velvet night,
Lovers smoulder with delight ...
Reply:I'll have some of whatever your on.
Don't u think Real Madrid got lucky???
and btw Canna got a red card
hahha
that is 2 red cards already!!!
4 those who didn't c the game it finished 1-1
gr8 goal by Toress!!!
Don't u think Real Madrid got lucky???
I hope you're not studying to be a comedian.
Reply:I ARGEE WITH U REAL MADRID GOT LUCKY
Reply:How much Real was paying refeeres?
Atletico scored 2nd goal and they did not count it cause of "foul"!And it was not foul!Atletico should won 5:0!
Reply:umm......
Reply:At half time it should have been 4-0 to A.Madrid.
One of the most one sided games I have ever seen.
Reply:hmm... yeah...
Isn't he wearing zizou's kit?
Reply:yeah they got luck, they got kick in the *** duh,it was like the fulham vs united game.alantic madrid was the batter attacking deam real was the batter defending team of the day.
Reply:Aren't u suppose to be studying ?
hahha
that is 2 red cards already!!!
4 those who didn't c the game it finished 1-1
gr8 goal by Toress!!!
Don't u think Real Madrid got lucky???
I hope you're not studying to be a comedian.
Reply:I ARGEE WITH U REAL MADRID GOT LUCKY
Reply:How much Real was paying refeeres?
Atletico scored 2nd goal and they did not count it cause of "foul"!And it was not foul!Atletico should won 5:0!
Reply:umm......
Reply:At half time it should have been 4-0 to A.Madrid.
One of the most one sided games I have ever seen.
Reply:hmm... yeah...
Isn't he wearing zizou's kit?
Reply:yeah they got luck, they got kick in the *** duh,it was like the fulham vs united game.alantic madrid was the batter attacking deam real was the batter defending team of the day.
Reply:Aren't u suppose to be studying ?
Lasr one for now?
Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court.
Angelina says: "Your honor, we benna marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he'always pickna his nose ana when we maka love he's a never letsa me on top. I just canna taka dis anymore."
The judge listens solemnly then addresses Giuseppi. "Giuseppi, isa dis true.You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top? What you gotta say fora yourself?"
Giuseppi says, "Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be on da bottom. Itsa all go'sa back to when I'ma young boy. My poppa, he'sa very smarta man. I always follow ev'ryting he say. My poppa one day he says, Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life. Number one, you always keepa your nose clean. Ana number two, never screw up.
Lasr one for now?
hahahaha very funny
hows my girl ? havent been on lately so i have missed you xx
Reply:SO it's a case of lost in translation...... Ha ha. Thanks for the giggle. Merry Christmas!
Reply:good one.
Reply:Your good, imao, cheers again xxxxx
Reply:I agree. You should always keep on top of things !
Reply:hahahaha!!
Reply:ha ha that was a good one liked it cheers x
Reply:nice
Reply:Very funny.
Reply:Lasr timea I gona tella youa no gooda with the Italiano 1/10
Reply:ha! why r they talking a funny likea dis? lmao
Reply:thats definatly 10 /10
Reply:laffin
Reply:hehe lol I like it!
Dancing
Angelina says: "Your honor, we benna marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he'always pickna his nose ana when we maka love he's a never letsa me on top. I just canna taka dis anymore."
The judge listens solemnly then addresses Giuseppi. "Giuseppi, isa dis true.You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top? What you gotta say fora yourself?"
Giuseppi says, "Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be on da bottom. Itsa all go'sa back to when I'ma young boy. My poppa, he'sa very smarta man. I always follow ev'ryting he say. My poppa one day he says, Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life. Number one, you always keepa your nose clean. Ana number two, never screw up.
Lasr one for now?
hahahaha very funny
hows my girl ? havent been on lately so i have missed you xx
Reply:SO it's a case of lost in translation...... Ha ha. Thanks for the giggle. Merry Christmas!
Reply:good one.
Reply:Your good, imao, cheers again xxxxx
Reply:I agree. You should always keep on top of things !
Reply:hahahaha!!
Reply:ha ha that was a good one liked it cheers x
Reply:nice
Reply:Very funny.
Reply:Lasr timea I gona tella youa no gooda with the Italiano 1/10
Reply:ha! why r they talking a funny likea dis? lmao
Reply:thats definatly 10 /10
Reply:laffin
Reply:hehe lol I like it!
Dancing
A true scot...dont know how many scots are here tonight and Im sorry if you dont understand it !!?
You know you are a true Scot if????.
1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals .
19. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words;
How's it hingin
Clatty
Boggin
Cludgie
Pished
Get it up ye
Wee beasties
Erse bandit
Amurny
Away an bile yer heid
Peely-wally
Humphey backit
Ba'-heid
Baw bag
Dubble nugget
And finally......
A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his erse aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?" "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'.
A true scot...dont know how many scots are here tonight and Im sorry if you dont understand it !!?
LMAO....... There is one about Coloradoans too.... but these are ones you have to have knowledge of to find the humor....... I liked it.
Reply:I'm from California, and I had to read that sooo slow and sound out every word of it, but I think I got it. Funny!
Reply:what the f***
i can't understand a word
Reply:Funny! I can't understand much. It is made to sound like...
A Scottish man!
1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals .
19. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words;
How's it hingin
Clatty
Boggin
Cludgie
Pished
Get it up ye
Wee beasties
Erse bandit
Amurny
Away an bile yer heid
Peely-wally
Humphey backit
Ba'-heid
Baw bag
Dubble nugget
And finally......
A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his erse aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?" "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'.
A true scot...dont know how many scots are here tonight and Im sorry if you dont understand it !!?
LMAO....... There is one about Coloradoans too.... but these are ones you have to have knowledge of to find the humor....... I liked it.
Reply:I'm from California, and I had to read that sooo slow and sound out every word of it, but I think I got it. Funny!
Reply:what the f***
i can't understand a word
Reply:Funny! I can't understand much. It is made to sound like...
A Scottish man!
Wanna see a mafia application?
Now, dont'cha'll go an' getta upsetta atta me, ah onlee forward de mail....Gadfather
Whazza u name ___________________
U-Hage_______________
Whazza u howsa nummer ________________
U-Streeta____________
Whazza-U-Bag?
Hitta Man_____
Lona-Arranger_____
Prostitutta?___
Izza U Girl or Boy?
(If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!)_____
Justta Checka Wun. (Wiezza Guy)
Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now____________________
Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? ____
For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? I Shoota Wun Guize_____
I Keednappa Sumbody's_______
Protekshun Ragget______
Udda Things______________
U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Dumdaze??
Yasse_____ No_____ Eh:_______
U Likka Eata Garlic? _________
Pizza? _________
Salami?__________
U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? ____________
U Driva De Car?
Gadillac_______
Buick _____
Linken________
U Likka Likka Spagett?
Galamari_____
Girlze?_____
Boyze?______
Just peeka one--no foola rounda cus I slappa U face)
U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)
Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Lika...
-1 pr darke glasses
-1 lb. mozzarella cheeze
-1 black shirte widda white tie
-1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)
-1 pr. pointie shooz
-1 wite hat, widde blacke brim
-1 pr. cement shooz
-1 spumoni (tutti-frutti)
(come later when you foolaround)
-8x10 picchur-Frank Sinatra
-1 Appy Face Button
-1 wallet size-Dean Martin
Goode Stoff (Iffa U notta Sure, I Talle U Whatta U Getta, Wizaguy)
JOINNA DE CLUB NOW WHILE YOU STILL CANNA RITE
Wanna see a mafia application?
wow! you have a lot of time on your hands!
Reply:YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on
the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards
in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to
! reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the
desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with
friends and family is that they don't have
e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use
your cell phone to see if anyone is home
to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web
site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell
phone, which you didn't have the first 20
or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a
cause for panic and you turn around to go
and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line
before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to
smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and
laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom
you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no
#9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check
that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Reply:Ahhhhh shuttuppayaface
Reply:shut up
Reply:retype it in a readable transcript
Reply:LOL
Reply:why yes i do! oh.......I dont think that was very funny.
Reply:Yep. LOL.
Reply:LMAO, you're funny!
Reply:hahahahaha cute ♥
Reply:Sorry girl that one isn't up to your usual standards
Reply:Do you live in San Diego, Ca?
Yeh I likka dis'
vc++
Whazza u name ___________________
U-Hage_______________
Whazza u howsa nummer ________________
U-Streeta____________
Whazza-U-Bag?
Hitta Man_____
Lona-Arranger_____
Prostitutta?___
Izza U Girl or Boy?
(If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!)_____
Justta Checka Wun. (Wiezza Guy)
Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now____________________
Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? ____
For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? I Shoota Wun Guize_____
I Keednappa Sumbody's_______
Protekshun Ragget______
Udda Things______________
U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Dumdaze??
Yasse_____ No_____ Eh:_______
U Likka Eata Garlic? _________
Pizza? _________
Salami?__________
U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? ____________
U Driva De Car?
Gadillac_______
Buick _____
Linken________
U Likka Likka Spagett?
Galamari_____
Girlze?_____
Boyze?______
Just peeka one--no foola rounda cus I slappa U face)
U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)
Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Lika...
-1 pr darke glasses
-1 lb. mozzarella cheeze
-1 black shirte widda white tie
-1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)
-1 pr. pointie shooz
-1 wite hat, widde blacke brim
-1 pr. cement shooz
-1 spumoni (tutti-frutti)
(come later when you foolaround)
-8x10 picchur-Frank Sinatra
-1 Appy Face Button
-1 wallet size-Dean Martin
Goode Stoff (Iffa U notta Sure, I Talle U Whatta U Getta, Wizaguy)
JOINNA DE CLUB NOW WHILE YOU STILL CANNA RITE
Wanna see a mafia application?
wow! you have a lot of time on your hands!
Reply:YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on
the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards
in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to
! reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the
desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with
friends and family is that they don't have
e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use
your cell phone to see if anyone is home
to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web
site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell
phone, which you didn't have the first 20
or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a
cause for panic and you turn around to go
and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line
before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to
smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and
laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom
you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no
#9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check
that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Reply:Ahhhhh shuttuppayaface
Reply:shut up
Reply:retype it in a readable transcript
Reply:LOL
Reply:why yes i do! oh.......I dont think that was very funny.
Reply:Yep. LOL.
Reply:LMAO, you're funny!
Reply:hahahahaha cute ♥
Reply:Sorry girl that one isn't up to your usual standards
Reply:Do you live in San Diego, Ca?
Yeh I likka dis'
vc++
Where are my beloved italians ?
mrs materazzi, emma, ciscokid, juve, sexy canna,bonovox...is it too late ?
here in Italy it's 11.00 p.m. what time is it for you ?
Where are my beloved italians ?
right now i am in Buffalo,me %26amp; a freind are on our way to New York ,its 5:25 pm
Reply:I see a lot of people whom have answered this question are in the same time zone as me... hehe... anyway, it's 6:03pm in Toronto, Canada, right now, 6 hours behind the time in Italy.
By the way, I'm actually not Italian, only an Italian fan.
Reply:Same here hun!!!
I stay up late though.. lol
It's never to late to talk to the people I love most!
Reply:hey lol, its 5:32pm here in Toronto, Canada....lol
Reply:not italian but I'm big fan you know!
Reply:I won't bother to answer this question since I'm not one of your beloved Italians but here in England it's 10.10pm
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Reply:I'm partially Italian. and it's currently 5:15 Pittsburgh PA.
Reply:2:11 p.m. here in CA, USA.
Reply:Here in Canada it's 5:51 PM...I wish I were there in Italy right now!
Reply:I m here , now its 6:30 in the morning in italy
Reply:Im not italian but love alllllllllllllllllllllllll
the Italians
every1 here whose ITALIAN
MWAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Reply:After midnight now . Can u believe that I might miss Roma vs Milan match next sabato ? damn it man .
any way answering ur question No its not dino Zoff .
buona notte
Reply:7:48 p.m. in sierra leone
and please stop the itallian thing its getting old
here in Italy it's 11.00 p.m. what time is it for you ?
Where are my beloved italians ?
right now i am in Buffalo,me %26amp; a freind are on our way to New York ,its 5:25 pm
Reply:I see a lot of people whom have answered this question are in the same time zone as me... hehe... anyway, it's 6:03pm in Toronto, Canada, right now, 6 hours behind the time in Italy.
By the way, I'm actually not Italian, only an Italian fan.
Reply:Same here hun!!!
I stay up late though.. lol
It's never to late to talk to the people I love most!
Reply:hey lol, its 5:32pm here in Toronto, Canada....lol
Reply:not italian but I'm big fan you know!
Reply:I won't bother to answer this question since I'm not one of your beloved Italians but here in England it's 10.10pm
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Reply:I'm partially Italian. and it's currently 5:15 Pittsburgh PA.
Reply:2:11 p.m. here in CA, USA.
Reply:Here in Canada it's 5:51 PM...I wish I were there in Italy right now!
Reply:I m here , now its 6:30 in the morning in italy
Reply:Im not italian but love alllllllllllllllllllllllll
the Italians
every1 here whose ITALIAN
MWAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Reply:After midnight now . Can u believe that I might miss Roma vs Milan match next sabato ? damn it man .
any way answering ur question No its not dino Zoff .
buona notte
Reply:7:48 p.m. in sierra leone
and please stop the itallian thing its getting old
OK Please help all you gardeners......?
I posted question earlier toda, about plants, one reply told me that maybe they were hosta......This is large leafed thick stem with bloom only on tip of stalk. The leafs tend to be a filler I would think, for they get big (kind of like elephant ears, somewhat) The plants spread pretty quickly and mine range from 2.5ft to about 6ft. at this time. I looked on some websites they kind of look like canna.....I am unsure need to know if I can move them, they are bordering my a/c unit I am afraid they are going to cause it trouble. But I also like that Plant......Please help
OK Please help all you gardeners......?
It sounds like canna. Hosta do get large leaves, but they don't grow tall like corn (or canna) and they have many flowers (usually purple or white), whereas cannas have a couple at the tip of the stalk (flower color ranges from red to orange).
It is completely safe to move cannas. Keep in mind that cannas have tuberous roots, like a potato, so be careful not to cut them when you dig them out of the ground. They should be ok after you transplant them. Just water them in.
(They shouldn't cause any trouble with your a/c unit, but if there are a lot, you could thin them out to ease your mind!)
Reply:They sure sound like Cannas. Moving and transplantation depends on where you live. In warmer zones you can transplant safely either very early in growth or after it blooms, pretty much year round. In the north, Cannas need to be taken out of the ground every winter ( similar to gladiola )
Reply:I agree, sounds like canna. They grow from a rhizome which means any zone 6 or less they need to be dug up for the winter because they are a tropical plant. I would wait until they are completely done blooming and the foliage has died back to move them unless of course you have to move them now
Reply:yes you can move them now they will probaly go into shock just trim it back and give lots of water if it is a canna dont worry about killing it they are very hardy unless you get very cold winters which in case you need to dig the bulb up in the winter and store it in a dry place
OK Please help all you gardeners......?
It sounds like canna. Hosta do get large leaves, but they don't grow tall like corn (or canna) and they have many flowers (usually purple or white), whereas cannas have a couple at the tip of the stalk (flower color ranges from red to orange).
It is completely safe to move cannas. Keep in mind that cannas have tuberous roots, like a potato, so be careful not to cut them when you dig them out of the ground. They should be ok after you transplant them. Just water them in.
(They shouldn't cause any trouble with your a/c unit, but if there are a lot, you could thin them out to ease your mind!)
Reply:They sure sound like Cannas. Moving and transplantation depends on where you live. In warmer zones you can transplant safely either very early in growth or after it blooms, pretty much year round. In the north, Cannas need to be taken out of the ground every winter ( similar to gladiola )
Reply:I agree, sounds like canna. They grow from a rhizome which means any zone 6 or less they need to be dug up for the winter because they are a tropical plant. I would wait until they are completely done blooming and the foliage has died back to move them unless of course you have to move them now
Reply:yes you can move them now they will probaly go into shock just trim it back and give lots of water if it is a canna dont worry about killing it they are very hardy unless you get very cold winters which in case you need to dig the bulb up in the winter and store it in a dry place
Zaccardo, Cannavaro, Gattuso, Pirlo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POMW56KMP...
About French
Zaccardo, Pirlo %26amp; Cannavaro are so hot and cute ..
And Gattuso is so funny
Translation:
They basically tell the Azzurri that the French haven’t accepted the fact that they lost. Cannavaro says “What are we gonna do?”
Le Iene: You, as the champions of the world, have to tell them directly. Tell them that they lost the WC. In order to do this, we thought we would put the game into a poem.
To Cannavaro: When we say France, what do you think of? Something French.
Cannavaro: The Eiffel Tower (And out comes the tiny cardboard cutout)
To Gattuso: Here’s a cap. (Puts it on like a Nonno would) No not like that, Genna. (Puts it on like a beret) Ya, like that. Good. Cuz we’re in Paris.
To Zaccardo: Escargot!
To Pirlo: A French flag. You have to put it on.
To Canna: A Mustache. Look at how nice it looks. Is it going to stay on? Let’s take a picture.
To Gattuso: You don’t have a problem saying this French poem.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the Italian players have written…written, I don’t know how to say that in French… for their French colleagues. Bye.
G: My French friends…
P: …unfortunately this is all true.
C: You must accept it.
G: The game was equal…
Z: …and for you, it started well.
C: The ref gave you a present and Zidane scored a penalty.
P: It was 1 to 0 for you and you thought you would win.
Z: But 5 minutes later Materazzi bounced back…
G: …and gave Barthez butterflies
P: It was 1 to 1 at second half. You played well…
C: …but the result stayed nailed down.
G: We went…we wen…we…we went to ext…extra time and som…something strange happened to Zidane.
P: Materazzi asked him…
Z: …what do you think of our society?
G: Do you prefer tea or coffee…
Z: …if you are allergic to milk…
G: …o se ha degli spicci (??)
C: Zidane looked at him and gli e partito di capoccia (??) I think this means he left the game b/c of the headbutt, but I’m not too sure.
P: You remained with one less men.
G: But the result stayed nailed down.
C: But unfortunately Trezequet made a mistake while Grosso scored the penalty…
P: And Italy won!
G: And you, my Fren…ch friend, ti sei attaccato (?)
C: A questa cippa di c…(??)
Zaccardo, Cannavaro, Gattuso, Pirlo?
LMAO!!!! HAHAHA, i love it!!! thanks so much for posting it. :) you just made my day. :)
Reply:lol. :) they rock. :) Report It
Reply:Take away Zaccardo and by the way I got a shirt from Paris.
Reply:LMAOOOO!!! I know I saw it was hilarious!!
Reply:HILAROUS LMAO NOT NOT i luv italy and france but there italy were nothing but jerks i bet ur not even blood italian!!! Goo Zizou %26lt;3
Reply:u like the italians
Reply:lol
Reply:hahaha i love it
FORZA AZZURRI
GO ITALY
Reply:I hate Carnivarro
Reply:It was really funny. I saw Le iene on Tuesday and they made me laugh with this thing. Oh and the way Gattuso pronunced the French words! while Pirlo spoke in French language. Funny...Funny...Funny
Reply:Can you shut the ***** up. Dont make lies about materazzi being an inocent person.
Reply:hahahaha...this is one of the best videos I have ever watched...man,I like Gattuso and Pirlo,they are one of my favourite footballers...the video is soooooo cool and great!!!
Reply:lol i cant read ur big question!
Reply:love it , thanks
About French
Zaccardo, Pirlo %26amp; Cannavaro are so hot and cute ..
And Gattuso is so funny
Translation:
They basically tell the Azzurri that the French haven’t accepted the fact that they lost. Cannavaro says “What are we gonna do?”
Le Iene: You, as the champions of the world, have to tell them directly. Tell them that they lost the WC. In order to do this, we thought we would put the game into a poem.
To Cannavaro: When we say France, what do you think of? Something French.
Cannavaro: The Eiffel Tower (And out comes the tiny cardboard cutout)
To Gattuso: Here’s a cap. (Puts it on like a Nonno would) No not like that, Genna. (Puts it on like a beret) Ya, like that. Good. Cuz we’re in Paris.
To Zaccardo: Escargot!
To Pirlo: A French flag. You have to put it on.
To Canna: A Mustache. Look at how nice it looks. Is it going to stay on? Let’s take a picture.
To Gattuso: You don’t have a problem saying this French poem.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the Italian players have written…written, I don’t know how to say that in French… for their French colleagues. Bye.
G: My French friends…
P: …unfortunately this is all true.
C: You must accept it.
G: The game was equal…
Z: …and for you, it started well.
C: The ref gave you a present and Zidane scored a penalty.
P: It was 1 to 0 for you and you thought you would win.
Z: But 5 minutes later Materazzi bounced back…
G: …and gave Barthez butterflies
P: It was 1 to 1 at second half. You played well…
C: …but the result stayed nailed down.
G: We went…we wen…we…we went to ext…extra time and som…something strange happened to Zidane.
P: Materazzi asked him…
Z: …what do you think of our society?
G: Do you prefer tea or coffee…
Z: …if you are allergic to milk…
G: …o se ha degli spicci (??)
C: Zidane looked at him and gli e partito di capoccia (??) I think this means he left the game b/c of the headbutt, but I’m not too sure.
P: You remained with one less men.
G: But the result stayed nailed down.
C: But unfortunately Trezequet made a mistake while Grosso scored the penalty…
P: And Italy won!
G: And you, my Fren…ch friend, ti sei attaccato (?)
C: A questa cippa di c…(??)
Zaccardo, Cannavaro, Gattuso, Pirlo?
LMAO!!!! HAHAHA, i love it!!! thanks so much for posting it. :) you just made my day. :)
Reply:lol. :) they rock. :) Report It
Reply:Take away Zaccardo and by the way I got a shirt from Paris.
Reply:LMAOOOO!!! I know I saw it was hilarious!!
Reply:HILAROUS LMAO NOT NOT i luv italy and france but there italy were nothing but jerks i bet ur not even blood italian!!! Goo Zizou %26lt;3
Reply:u like the italians
Reply:lol
Reply:hahaha i love it
FORZA AZZURRI
GO ITALY
Reply:I hate Carnivarro
Reply:It was really funny. I saw Le iene on Tuesday and they made me laugh with this thing. Oh and the way Gattuso pronunced the French words! while Pirlo spoke in French language. Funny...Funny...Funny
Reply:Can you shut the ***** up. Dont make lies about materazzi being an inocent person.
Reply:hahahaha...this is one of the best videos I have ever watched...man,I like Gattuso and Pirlo,they are one of my favourite footballers...the video is soooooo cool and great!!!
Reply:lol i cant read ur big question!
Reply:love it , thanks
Team 4...Can you send me any suggestions on a team name?
TEAM 4
Juventina (cap)
Misteriouso Amor
Sexy_canna
KC
il toro italiano
litzy87
What position would you like?
Team 4...Can you send me any suggestions on a team name?
uh...no idea on the team name, I'll think but I'd like to be center-back just cause that's Cannavaro's position =)
Reply:I've just dropped in to spy on your answers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Ok I will email you:)
Reply:LOL @ Miz Boons. Hey Juve can I suggest that you play them all out of position so my team can win...lol.
Miz Boons did you get your 6th player yet. ?
Reply:i would email you but i cant anymore today!
you obviously know your duties
dont forget about positions ;)
________________________
andygurl....she did.....there were a few errors in the teams
team 1 and 3 had ivan so i had to add a player
and i had to add a player to miz boons team....
Reply:misteriouso amor sounds lik e pretty interesting name, you should go with that one
Reply:where am i ?
i deserve a place as a mid fielder .
we can name us " the soccer powerhouse"
or " juventina"s juniors"
cotton tree
Juventina (cap)
Misteriouso Amor
Sexy_canna
KC
il toro italiano
litzy87
What position would you like?
Team 4...Can you send me any suggestions on a team name?
uh...no idea on the team name, I'll think but I'd like to be center-back just cause that's Cannavaro's position =)
Reply:I've just dropped in to spy on your answers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Ok I will email you:)
Reply:LOL @ Miz Boons. Hey Juve can I suggest that you play them all out of position so my team can win...lol.
Miz Boons did you get your 6th player yet. ?
Reply:i would email you but i cant anymore today!
you obviously know your duties
dont forget about positions ;)
________________________
andygurl....she did.....there were a few errors in the teams
team 1 and 3 had ivan so i had to add a player
and i had to add a player to miz boons team....
Reply:misteriouso amor sounds lik e pretty interesting name, you should go with that one
Reply:where am i ?
i deserve a place as a mid fielder .
we can name us " the soccer powerhouse"
or " juventina"s juniors"
cotton tree
Lindsay Lohan?
One of mt work collegues reckons she read in one of the Hollowood rags that good ol' Linds has a crush on a girl but cant come out for fear of it ruining her career....
canna be true can it?
Lindsay Lohan?
Wow, I never even heard about that. It might be true but Im not sure. If it is I think there is nothing wrong with it. Look at Angelina Jolie, shes bisexual. Is her career ruined. The answer to that is nope, shes still one of the best paid actresses out there. If Lindsay is attracted to a girl, I think shes still the same person no matter what.
Reply:don't think it's true
Reply:gosh! i will never ever believe that!!! how come?? lindsay, is a... oh my god!!
Reply:it's not true
Reply:Why would she say that and have it printed if it was true? I am sure she could keep it a better secret than that.
Reply:i doubt it
Reply:maybe. she looks so hungry she could eat a bearded clam. or anything for that matter.
Reply:these days anything is true...sometimes celebritis let this stuff leak into the news so that they can get more attention!!!! come on, stuff like that boosts there ratings.
Reply:...it's NORMAL on a girl's life to have a crush on a girl...
c",) haha
dont stare at me!
wahahahaahaha joke
Reply:i hope not
Reply:LEAVE IT!!! i think its not true...
Reply:... you know what? i heard the same thing.
ive been telling people for a while now - well just to see if they had heard it too and they all said yes.
I maybe able to answer one of the other answers - no, she didnt tell the mag, it was just a rumour that grew to the extent that once a certain tabloid got hold of the story, there would be no stopping it being printed though not everyone is biting)
I personally am gutted, cause id planned to marry ms. lohan!, but if you look about at society at the moment, she isnt the only girl that is admitting to being 'curious'. theres the obvious, Ang. and how about carmen electra?
( plus, its kinda hot ;) )
I dont think it would hurt her career, but i can see why she - or who ever leaked the story, would want to gauge how people would react...
like someone else answered.. i think people would be like - wow.. like they did when that woman from ally mcbeal came out - but then it would be, like - so....?
would be interesting to hear where your friend heard it from, because i cant actually remember where i first heard it. mighta been after the kate moss / pole dancing incident.
canna be true can it?
Lindsay Lohan?
Wow, I never even heard about that. It might be true but Im not sure. If it is I think there is nothing wrong with it. Look at Angelina Jolie, shes bisexual. Is her career ruined. The answer to that is nope, shes still one of the best paid actresses out there. If Lindsay is attracted to a girl, I think shes still the same person no matter what.
Reply:don't think it's true
Reply:gosh! i will never ever believe that!!! how come?? lindsay, is a... oh my god!!
Reply:it's not true
Reply:Why would she say that and have it printed if it was true? I am sure she could keep it a better secret than that.
Reply:i doubt it
Reply:maybe. she looks so hungry she could eat a bearded clam. or anything for that matter.
Reply:these days anything is true...sometimes celebritis let this stuff leak into the news so that they can get more attention!!!! come on, stuff like that boosts there ratings.
Reply:...it's NORMAL on a girl's life to have a crush on a girl...
c",) haha
dont stare at me!
wahahahaahaha joke
Reply:i hope not
Reply:LEAVE IT!!! i think its not true...
Reply:... you know what? i heard the same thing.
ive been telling people for a while now - well just to see if they had heard it too and they all said yes.
I maybe able to answer one of the other answers - no, she didnt tell the mag, it was just a rumour that grew to the extent that once a certain tabloid got hold of the story, there would be no stopping it being printed though not everyone is biting)
I personally am gutted, cause id planned to marry ms. lohan!, but if you look about at society at the moment, she isnt the only girl that is admitting to being 'curious'. theres the obvious, Ang. and how about carmen electra?
( plus, its kinda hot ;) )
I dont think it would hurt her career, but i can see why she - or who ever leaked the story, would want to gauge how people would react...
like someone else answered.. i think people would be like - wow.. like they did when that woman from ally mcbeal came out - but then it would be, like - so....?
would be interesting to hear where your friend heard it from, because i cant actually remember where i first heard it. mighta been after the kate moss / pole dancing incident.
How can you write in slang scottish?
I want to use words like cannot - (cannae, canna etc, )or didn't - (dinnae). Can a friendly Scot tell me how to write these words?
How can you write in slang scottish?
aye. What you want to be writing laddy is cannay', didnay' or up yer kilt ye wee scrabby toolta!
Some others:
Haud yer wheesht! Be quiet!
ye une dobar or yan dobar or dobar in da hoose!!
Reply:ae is always the way to go didnae %26amp; cannae, Why are you writing in slang scots?
Reply:cannae, didnae. Thats what I think but I just write how the word sounds if I'm writting how I speak, I don't think there's one right answer, different parts of Scotland pronounce words slightly differently like folk in Glasgow say whit for what and we say fit! I guess that's a different word but you see what I mean.
Reply:write it just as it sounds - although born and bred in Glasgow I don't talk like that- cannot-canny, don't,dinny, know,ken - A dinny ken er(I don't know her. ) Bits,boots, Geezer, guy, - I will hit you, dae yir face in.
Reply:With slang there is no right or wrong way. Just do it phonetically. You could always look at some of Burns poetry and see how he handled the spellings
How can you write in slang scottish?
aye. What you want to be writing laddy is cannay', didnay' or up yer kilt ye wee scrabby toolta!
Some others:
Haud yer wheesht! Be quiet!
ye une dobar or yan dobar or dobar in da hoose!!
Reply:ae is always the way to go didnae %26amp; cannae, Why are you writing in slang scots?
Reply:cannae, didnae. Thats what I think but I just write how the word sounds if I'm writting how I speak, I don't think there's one right answer, different parts of Scotland pronounce words slightly differently like folk in Glasgow say whit for what and we say fit! I guess that's a different word but you see what I mean.
Reply:write it just as it sounds - although born and bred in Glasgow I don't talk like that- cannot-canny, don't,dinny, know,ken - A dinny ken er(I don't know her. ) Bits,boots, Geezer, guy, - I will hit you, dae yir face in.
Reply:With slang there is no right or wrong way. Just do it phonetically. You could always look at some of Burns poetry and see how he handled the spellings
Here is an interesting Question: Was Mary the mother of Jesus a feminist?
Considering that Mary lived at a time when she was the property of all the male members of her household, it was very progressive of her, and Jesus, to nag Jesus to go do something at the Canna Wedding; and for Jesus to not ignore his mother and DO IT!
Mary was a powerful leader, first among the Apostles, there when Jesus performed his First Miracle, she's the one that nagged him into it, and was highly respected by those in her circle of influence. Not something that ANY woman of that time should or could have done, but she did!
Here is an interesting Question: Was Mary the mother of Jesus a feminist?
she was not his mother
God is eternal. did Mary exist before God?
Reply:YES
Reply:First of all Mary did not nag Jesus, Because Jesus said I do NOTHING UNLES MY FATHER TELLS ME, Not Mary telling him. It was the Mother side of Mary to worry about her Son, Jesus even told his Mother, That he must be about his father business.
Reply:She didn't nag him. She informed him of the hosts dilemma. It would have been very embarrassing to run out of wine during the days long wedding feast. I would call her concern compassion rather than feminism.
Reply:You will find here all about Jesus and his mother Mary with 100% accuracy.
http://www.progressive-muslim.org/who-is...
Reply:Jesus did ignore His mother. Her request didn't get Him to do it. He said to her, "What have I to do with you, woman?"
Later when she called for Him, He gave her no special treatment because He said, "Who is My mother? Only those who do the will of God are My mother".
We never hear Mary say anything after the wedding at Cana.
Mary finally believed when Jesus was on the cross and was blessed for her belief.
Mary was a sinner that would have gone to eternal hell if she didn't believe in Jesus as we do. Mary isn't a virgin anymore, as she had relations with Joseph and had many children with Joseph. Mary isn't a "co-redemptrix" and she can't hear anyone "praying" to her.
Reply:You've got your Marys confused. Jesus' mother isn't a focus of much scripture after his birth.
The Mary who was first among the Apostles is Mary Magdalene.
Reply:You lost me at "hello".
"Here is an interesting question"?!? Next time, how about dispensing with the self-congratulatory preliminaries!
Reply:Maryam is mother of Jesus, yes not mother of God, and in islam her status is such...well she is the only woman mentioned in Quran...she is SUPER SUPER SUPER special!!!!
Mary was a powerful leader, first among the Apostles, there when Jesus performed his First Miracle, she's the one that nagged him into it, and was highly respected by those in her circle of influence. Not something that ANY woman of that time should or could have done, but she did!
Here is an interesting Question: Was Mary the mother of Jesus a feminist?
she was not his mother
God is eternal. did Mary exist before God?
Reply:YES
Reply:First of all Mary did not nag Jesus, Because Jesus said I do NOTHING UNLES MY FATHER TELLS ME, Not Mary telling him. It was the Mother side of Mary to worry about her Son, Jesus even told his Mother, That he must be about his father business.
Reply:She didn't nag him. She informed him of the hosts dilemma. It would have been very embarrassing to run out of wine during the days long wedding feast. I would call her concern compassion rather than feminism.
Reply:You will find here all about Jesus and his mother Mary with 100% accuracy.
http://www.progressive-muslim.org/who-is...
Reply:Jesus did ignore His mother. Her request didn't get Him to do it. He said to her, "What have I to do with you, woman?"
Later when she called for Him, He gave her no special treatment because He said, "Who is My mother? Only those who do the will of God are My mother".
We never hear Mary say anything after the wedding at Cana.
Mary finally believed when Jesus was on the cross and was blessed for her belief.
Mary was a sinner that would have gone to eternal hell if she didn't believe in Jesus as we do. Mary isn't a virgin anymore, as she had relations with Joseph and had many children with Joseph. Mary isn't a "co-redemptrix" and she can't hear anyone "praying" to her.
Reply:You've got your Marys confused. Jesus' mother isn't a focus of much scripture after his birth.
The Mary who was first among the Apostles is Mary Magdalene.
Reply:You lost me at "hello".
"Here is an interesting question"?!? Next time, how about dispensing with the self-congratulatory preliminaries!
Reply:Maryam is mother of Jesus, yes not mother of God, and in islam her status is such...well she is the only woman mentioned in Quran...she is SUPER SUPER SUPER special!!!!
Can a boy and girl be best friends with out getting feelings for each other?
me and my friend was friends for 2 years now and we canna like each other but i don't want to spoil our friendship what should i do.
Can a boy and girl be best friends with out getting feelings for each other?
yes they can, im living proof, im the gurl my bestfriend is a boy, me and cory have been inspreable for 3 years now, we do everything togther, i am 16 hes 15, we cant stand to be a part for more than two days, we talk on the phone for hours ata time, but u will always have that feeling at first of liking him, or him likeing u, my bestfriend liked me for a otnh, but he soon understood that we r so much a like that it sint good for us to go out, besides we tell each other we are like soul mates just made in bestfreind form, i dkn maybe it will help u or maybe not, but i guess u cant judje my relationship w/ my bestfreind against the possible 1 that ur about to have, b/c not all of them r the same, i date other guys he well he tryes to date other gurl, but they always end up going out w/ his brother, and yesi have went out w/ his brother, but i still love him as a friend, hes the type of friend that will be there for u now matter what time it is or where u r he will try and find a way to u, but just be warned dont take advangte of ur freindship, me and cory say we will always be togther , but u cant predict the furture, so if i were u i would treasure every moment u spend w/ him
Reply:Absolutely NOT!
If the guy is "normal", he'll want in your pants if you're decent looking and nice to him.
If the the girl looks like a "dog", she may be safe, but no guarantees.
Girls are not qualified to answer this questions because they don't have a penis and don't know how a guy's mind works.
TX Guy
Reply:yes. i'm a straight male. i had a female friend in high school who i had absolutely no attraction to. i did date other girls but i still loved her as my friend. i still keep in touch even after i've gotten married
Reply:Absolutely
pomegranate margarita
Can a boy and girl be best friends with out getting feelings for each other?
yes they can, im living proof, im the gurl my bestfriend is a boy, me and cory have been inspreable for 3 years now, we do everything togther, i am 16 hes 15, we cant stand to be a part for more than two days, we talk on the phone for hours ata time, but u will always have that feeling at first of liking him, or him likeing u, my bestfriend liked me for a otnh, but he soon understood that we r so much a like that it sint good for us to go out, besides we tell each other we are like soul mates just made in bestfreind form, i dkn maybe it will help u or maybe not, but i guess u cant judje my relationship w/ my bestfreind against the possible 1 that ur about to have, b/c not all of them r the same, i date other guys he well he tryes to date other gurl, but they always end up going out w/ his brother, and yesi have went out w/ his brother, but i still love him as a friend, hes the type of friend that will be there for u now matter what time it is or where u r he will try and find a way to u, but just be warned dont take advangte of ur freindship, me and cory say we will always be togther , but u cant predict the furture, so if i were u i would treasure every moment u spend w/ him
Reply:Absolutely NOT!
If the guy is "normal", he'll want in your pants if you're decent looking and nice to him.
If the the girl looks like a "dog", she may be safe, but no guarantees.
Girls are not qualified to answer this questions because they don't have a penis and don't know how a guy's mind works.
TX Guy
Reply:yes. i'm a straight male. i had a female friend in high school who i had absolutely no attraction to. i did date other girls but i still loved her as my friend. i still keep in touch even after i've gotten married
Reply:Absolutely
pomegranate margarita
Joke::something's never change?
Once there was a Scottish Accountant. The business had been in the family for generations and generations. Over time, with the countless clients that had gone in and out of the office, the marble step in front of the building had developed a big, deep dip in it from all the wear and tear. His friends kept telling the accountant that he had better get it replaced, otherwise he'd be sued for everything he had if anyone ever slipped and fell.
Reluctantly, the accountant called a stonemason to get a quote for the repairs. When the stonemason got there the accountant demanded a price for a new step.
"Aye, big job that". said the stonemason, "But I suppose I could give you a new step for a hundred pounds" The accountant was stunned. "Are you daft, man. I canna pay you a hundred pounds! Thinking about it for a second he turned to the stonemason and asked: "What would you charge me to dig up the step and turn it over so that the worn part is in the ground and I'd get a new square step?
The stonemason hesitated. "20 pounds".
"Do it!" demanded the accountant, "and call me when you're done."
The accountant went back inside to his books, but after only 15 minutes the stonemason rang the bell. As the accountant opened the door he saw the stonemason standing in a hole with the step, laughing as he said "Your great-great-great granddaddy thought of that a hundred and fifty years ago!!"
Joke::something's never change?
Very Good,,It took me 15 secs to catch it...
Reply:thanks Babe Report It
Reply:haaahahaa nice one hun!!! lol
Reply:Nice one.
Reply:Ha ha nice one. Perhaps he should just buy a bigger stone!!!
:-)))
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:looks like he'll be needing a new stone after all
starred
Reply:lol typical scottish pmsl....have a star
Reply:Hehe-Dont overstep it with scots-they will be aftae ye!!xx ;-)
Reply:Funny
Reply:Hahahahhahaaaaa, that was a very good one hun.
Reluctantly, the accountant called a stonemason to get a quote for the repairs. When the stonemason got there the accountant demanded a price for a new step.
"Aye, big job that". said the stonemason, "But I suppose I could give you a new step for a hundred pounds" The accountant was stunned. "Are you daft, man. I canna pay you a hundred pounds! Thinking about it for a second he turned to the stonemason and asked: "What would you charge me to dig up the step and turn it over so that the worn part is in the ground and I'd get a new square step?
The stonemason hesitated. "20 pounds".
"Do it!" demanded the accountant, "and call me when you're done."
The accountant went back inside to his books, but after only 15 minutes the stonemason rang the bell. As the accountant opened the door he saw the stonemason standing in a hole with the step, laughing as he said "Your great-great-great granddaddy thought of that a hundred and fifty years ago!!"
Joke::something's never change?
Very Good,,It took me 15 secs to catch it...
Reply:thanks Babe Report It
Reply:haaahahaa nice one hun!!! lol
Reply:Nice one.
Reply:Ha ha nice one. Perhaps he should just buy a bigger stone!!!
:-)))
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:looks like he'll be needing a new stone after all
starred
Reply:lol typical scottish pmsl....have a star
Reply:Hehe-Dont overstep it with scots-they will be aftae ye!!xx ;-)
Reply:Funny
Reply:Hahahahhahaaaaa, that was a very good one hun.
A naughty joke again ;-)?
Angus Broon of Glasgow comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming, "Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that's come off of me fly? I canna button me pants. "
"Oh Angus ... I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and see if MRS. MacDonald could be helpin ya with it."
About 5 minutes later there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling doon the stairs.
Walking back in the door with a blackend eye and a bloody nose comes Angus. The little lady looks at him and says, "My god, what happened to ya? Did you ask her like I told you?"
"Aye," says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button an she did.
Everything was goin fine BUT WHEN SHE BENT DOWN TO BITE OFF THE THREAD, MR. MacDonald WALKED IN...
A naughty joke again ;-)?
HEY!!
I am extremely offended!
I am a personal friend of Mr. MacDonald, and I know the full story:
He was just angry that she was ONLY sewing a button on. He just had a bet wit his friends that his wife was cheating on him, and that he would catch her that very day.
Im glad I cleared that up!
Reply:i didnt read it i just think giving stars is fun.....a star 4 u
Reply:I agree completely with DichloroDiphenyl.
at the start i thought it will have something to do with his accent.
Reply:naughty indeed ^_^
thanks for sharing!
Reply:Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was outrageously funny! LMFAO!!!
Reply:Good one.
Reply:hahah that was good
Reply:ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah ah a!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really liked it!!!! I'm gonna use this one!!!!!!!! sTaR 4 U!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~katie
Reply:hehe
Reply:Ok, thanks....I guess. Pretty funny though.
Reply:Brrr... Psss
Reply:Aaaww!! NO!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
Kudos! 10*.
Great, great joke, my Friend!
Reply:hahaha!....lmao! naughty naughty naughty! thanks for the laughs...star..;-)
Reply:Awesome
Reply:ha, funny
Reply:Sounds about right.
Reply:and has given me good bang.
Reply:he he he he he ............rflmo!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Go up there again and see if Mr MacDonald's gone and... Mrs Macdonald, she hadn't bitten it off.
Reply:oops....poor Angus... :-)
Reply:Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over.
The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, Nope, aint Bubba.
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, Yup, hes pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, No, it aint Bubba.
The mortician asked, How can you tell?
Gomer said, Well, Bubba had two assholes.
What? He had two assholes? said the mortician.
Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.
Reply:Thats hilarious! I'm going to add this to my myspace crediting you. Nice one...reallly.lol i cant stop laughing!
Reply:As usual..... ur ROCKING.!!!!.. good one...
Reply:is it THAT funny??????????
Reply:cool
Reply:lol ur very naughtyguy
Reply:Very Very good Joke . Never heared that one before. Thanks for the laugh.
Reply:hahaha very funny thanks
Reply:That is very funny
Reply:good one clap clap calp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Reply:Excellent one. I enjoyed. Its a tempting joke.
"Oh Angus ... I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and see if MRS. MacDonald could be helpin ya with it."
About 5 minutes later there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling doon the stairs.
Walking back in the door with a blackend eye and a bloody nose comes Angus. The little lady looks at him and says, "My god, what happened to ya? Did you ask her like I told you?"
"Aye," says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button an she did.
Everything was goin fine BUT WHEN SHE BENT DOWN TO BITE OFF THE THREAD, MR. MacDonald WALKED IN...
A naughty joke again ;-)?
HEY!!
I am extremely offended!
I am a personal friend of Mr. MacDonald, and I know the full story:
He was just angry that she was ONLY sewing a button on. He just had a bet wit his friends that his wife was cheating on him, and that he would catch her that very day.
Im glad I cleared that up!
Reply:i didnt read it i just think giving stars is fun.....a star 4 u
Reply:I agree completely with DichloroDiphenyl.
at the start i thought it will have something to do with his accent.
Reply:naughty indeed ^_^
thanks for sharing!
Reply:Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was outrageously funny! LMFAO!!!
Reply:Good one.
Reply:hahah that was good
Reply:ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah ah a!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really liked it!!!! I'm gonna use this one!!!!!!!! sTaR 4 U!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~katie
Reply:hehe
Reply:Ok, thanks....I guess. Pretty funny though.
Reply:Brrr... Psss
Reply:Aaaww!! NO!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
Kudos! 10*.
Great, great joke, my Friend!
Reply:hahaha!....lmao! naughty naughty naughty! thanks for the laughs...star..;-)
Reply:Awesome
Reply:ha, funny
Reply:Sounds about right.
Reply:and has given me good bang.
Reply:he he he he he ............rflmo!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Go up there again and see if Mr MacDonald's gone and... Mrs Macdonald, she hadn't bitten it off.
Reply:oops....poor Angus... :-)
Reply:Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over.
The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, Nope, aint Bubba.
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, Yup, hes pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, No, it aint Bubba.
The mortician asked, How can you tell?
Gomer said, Well, Bubba had two assholes.
What? He had two assholes? said the mortician.
Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.
Reply:Thats hilarious! I'm going to add this to my myspace crediting you. Nice one...reallly.lol i cant stop laughing!
Reply:As usual..... ur ROCKING.!!!!.. good one...
Reply:is it THAT funny??????????
Reply:cool
Reply:lol ur very naughtyguy
Reply:Very Very good Joke . Never heared that one before. Thanks for the laugh.
Reply:hahaha very funny thanks
Reply:That is very funny
Reply:good one clap clap calp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Reply:Excellent one. I enjoyed. Its a tempting joke.
Questions about plantings with landscape fabric?
Hi, I am very new to gardening. So my question may seem silly to some, probably with a obvious answer. But please humor me.
I need to know if I can use bulb plants such as canna, callas, and gladiolus in a bed with landscape fabric under a layer of pine bark mulch. I am concerned that the fabric will interfere with the plants natural tendency to reproduce and spread. Or will it actually help the original plant to grow stronger and prettier by forcing all its energy into the original planting.
Again the answer may seem obvious to an expert gardener, but as I said, I'm no expert and I want to grow the strongest healthiest bulb plants possible. PS the bed in question is on the west side of my house, up against the house, if this helps.
Thanks for your answers
Questions about plantings with landscape fabric?
I think your instincts are right on!!!!!
I have been a professional gardener for many years, and I loath, loath, loath landscape fabric.
If your garden is small, here is what I think, and I know it sounds like a lot of work...but that is part of the deal with gardening. I would slowly remove sections of that landscape fabric. For a garden to truly thrive, you are going to want to keep building your soil. Bark mulch isn't bad...but the best mulch is compost, (your own or bought from a local farm/garden center), since compost builds the soil and provides plant nutrients, attracts worms for aeration, and retains moisture/repels heat. I add a fresh layer of compost to all of the gardens I tend every spring, and then again in fall. You can slowly add compost right in with that bark mulch, but remove the fabric as you go!
Of course your bulbs would probably bloom the first year no matter what you do. But you seem to want thriving plants! And you seem to truly want to learn about gardening.
There are several fantastic books out there on garden maint. One of them is written by Tracy DiSabato Aust.
The most important part of gardening is soil care. If you are investing your time and money in a garden, you want it to reward you back. My suggestion to you, from the bottom of my flower beds.....learn about soil and mulch!
Also check out Brent and Becky's Bulbs online. They are a wonderful source of information on bulb care, and also great inspiration on plantings.
Good luck to you!
Reply:I use it for daylilies and it cuts down the weeds which helps the plants I love. I don't really want the plants to spread, I prefer to control where they grow.
Reply:Crimminy I thought you were planting landscape fabric.
Did you think you might try to use that bulb planter (a round cone punch with depth gage expressly for planting bulbs)
and punch right through the fabric.
But have you heard of hydroponics??
That bulb don't care if it is in the ground - -as long as it gets water and food.
Grow them in a glass jar.
Reply:there are alot of different fabrics out there to use. if you are using one that is almost solid like a bed sheet i would cut a hole in the fabric so the plant can have a place to come up through. some weed barriers might get pushed up by the plant. i would cut a hole to be on the safe side. and no it will not make the plant stronger by "forcing" it to work harder?.
Reply:I think you will be ok. As long as you have a large enough hole for water to get through. Did I understand correctly that you have a 12" hole per plant? That's good.
On the other hand, I don't use landscape fabric or pine bark mulch. If you have it there already, don't worry about it. However, I find that weed seeds still germinate on top of the fabric. And I like the natural look of shredded bark mulch.
I may be wrong, but I don't think those bulbs you are planting spread. They may get to be larger plants, but not multiply.
If this planting is on the west side of your house and near steps, be particularly sure that they get enough water and do not dry out.
I need to know if I can use bulb plants such as canna, callas, and gladiolus in a bed with landscape fabric under a layer of pine bark mulch. I am concerned that the fabric will interfere with the plants natural tendency to reproduce and spread. Or will it actually help the original plant to grow stronger and prettier by forcing all its energy into the original planting.
Again the answer may seem obvious to an expert gardener, but as I said, I'm no expert and I want to grow the strongest healthiest bulb plants possible. PS the bed in question is on the west side of my house, up against the house, if this helps.
Thanks for your answers
Questions about plantings with landscape fabric?
I think your instincts are right on!!!!!
I have been a professional gardener for many years, and I loath, loath, loath landscape fabric.
If your garden is small, here is what I think, and I know it sounds like a lot of work...but that is part of the deal with gardening. I would slowly remove sections of that landscape fabric. For a garden to truly thrive, you are going to want to keep building your soil. Bark mulch isn't bad...but the best mulch is compost, (your own or bought from a local farm/garden center), since compost builds the soil and provides plant nutrients, attracts worms for aeration, and retains moisture/repels heat. I add a fresh layer of compost to all of the gardens I tend every spring, and then again in fall. You can slowly add compost right in with that bark mulch, but remove the fabric as you go!
Of course your bulbs would probably bloom the first year no matter what you do. But you seem to want thriving plants! And you seem to truly want to learn about gardening.
There are several fantastic books out there on garden maint. One of them is written by Tracy DiSabato Aust.
The most important part of gardening is soil care. If you are investing your time and money in a garden, you want it to reward you back. My suggestion to you, from the bottom of my flower beds.....learn about soil and mulch!
Also check out Brent and Becky's Bulbs online. They are a wonderful source of information on bulb care, and also great inspiration on plantings.
Good luck to you!
Reply:I use it for daylilies and it cuts down the weeds which helps the plants I love. I don't really want the plants to spread, I prefer to control where they grow.
Reply:Crimminy I thought you were planting landscape fabric.
Did you think you might try to use that bulb planter (a round cone punch with depth gage expressly for planting bulbs)
and punch right through the fabric.
But have you heard of hydroponics??
That bulb don't care if it is in the ground - -as long as it gets water and food.
Grow them in a glass jar.
Reply:there are alot of different fabrics out there to use. if you are using one that is almost solid like a bed sheet i would cut a hole in the fabric so the plant can have a place to come up through. some weed barriers might get pushed up by the plant. i would cut a hole to be on the safe side. and no it will not make the plant stronger by "forcing" it to work harder?.
Reply:I think you will be ok. As long as you have a large enough hole for water to get through. Did I understand correctly that you have a 12" hole per plant? That's good.
On the other hand, I don't use landscape fabric or pine bark mulch. If you have it there already, don't worry about it. However, I find that weed seeds still germinate on top of the fabric. And I like the natural look of shredded bark mulch.
I may be wrong, but I don't think those bulbs you are planting spread. They may get to be larger plants, but not multiply.
If this planting is on the west side of your house and near steps, be particularly sure that they get enough water and do not dry out.
Rico he have very small man part?
But he putta da 5 pairs of wool sock on so we canna make a mambo together.
Good idea no?
Rico he have very small man part?
This is ridiculous.
Reply:o.0 ok
Reply:OH MY F-IN.....WHATEVER. THIS IS TOO DAMN FUNNY, MAN. YOU SHOULD SEE ME! I AM AT WORK AND HOLDING IN MY LAUGHTER SO HARD, I CAN'T HELP IT. AND DID U SEE RICO JR? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO...
Reply:so, more for you.
Reply:poor rico!
Reply:Fortunately, I've never seen it.
Reply:You maka da meatballs?
Reply:It seems you are Rico's girlfriend. I knew it was something wrong with him. That's explain everything, that's why he hates fat girls in fact he feels jealous!
Reply:Very itchy.
Reply:I would guess you would know..
Reply:rico has only easter eggs
Reply:good idea
Reply:hello mommy
Reply:Classic!
flower delivery
Good idea no?
Rico he have very small man part?
This is ridiculous.
Reply:o.0 ok
Reply:OH MY F-IN.....WHATEVER. THIS IS TOO DAMN FUNNY, MAN. YOU SHOULD SEE ME! I AM AT WORK AND HOLDING IN MY LAUGHTER SO HARD, I CAN'T HELP IT. AND DID U SEE RICO JR? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO...
Reply:so, more for you.
Reply:poor rico!
Reply:Fortunately, I've never seen it.
Reply:You maka da meatballs?
Reply:It seems you are Rico's girlfriend. I knew it was something wrong with him. That's explain everything, that's why he hates fat girls in fact he feels jealous!
Reply:Very itchy.
Reply:I would guess you would know..
Reply:rico has only easter eggs
Reply:good idea
Reply:hello mommy
Reply:Classic!
flower delivery
Anybody with a green thumb maybe you could help me out with a few question.s, First I have several varietys of
ornamental grass's should I cut them back so they'll gro again?And how low should I cut them down?Also the same with butterfly bushes. One more thing I also planted differ.kinds of Canna Lilys,but know I'm told I should have dug up the bulbs before it frosted,any chance they'll grow again?Thanks alot
Anybody with a green thumb maybe you could help me out with a few question.s, First I have several varietys of
What kind of ornamental grasses do you have? It will depend on how much you should cut them back. But yes, you should cut them back every year. If you have a taller variety of grass, I'd say cut back to about 8 inches. If you have a shorter, smaller variety of grass, cut back to about 4-5 inches.
The butterfly bush needs to be cut back as well. You can do this in the fall or the spring. It doesn't really matter. I tend to prune most everything back in the fall. Butterfly bushes have no problem starting from the root up every year so you can easily trim them down to just a few inches. And as the previous poster said, don't worry about it not waking up. They are late bloomers! I was so worried about mine the first year because it didn't wake up until nearly June. But then, sure enough, there it was and by the end of the summer it was probably 6 feet tall.
Your bulbs may be hit or miss. How cold does it get where you are at? Generally, if it gets below -10° C in your area in the winter, you're at risk of losing your bulbs. If your winters got on or around that, give them some time, they might surprise you and wake up.
Reply:I live in zone 6. We just cut our ornamental grass down to 8-10". We have Miscanthus Grass. It will grow anyway but this way you make way for the new stuff to grow without looking and last years dead growth in the process. Butterfly bushes often die to the ground on their own, especially in a colder area. We moved ours closer to the house and for the last two years they didn't die back at all. I just cut mine back to about a foot off the ground. I did this last year as well. It helps control the size and they produce more flowers. Even if it were to die back to the ground, as long as the roots are still alive, it will grow a good 5-6 feet tall or more by mid summer. They break dormancy late compared to a lot of other things and I have often been fooled into thinking that mine were dead. But they grew back true to form every year for 6 years now. I'm not sure about the Lily's but I was under the impression that these needed a warm climate to grow, like zone 8. While you can grow them in the summer, they probably should have been dug up and stored for winter. I doubt that they will grow back. Hope this helps!!!! :)
Anybody with a green thumb maybe you could help me out with a few question.s, First I have several varietys of
What kind of ornamental grasses do you have? It will depend on how much you should cut them back. But yes, you should cut them back every year. If you have a taller variety of grass, I'd say cut back to about 8 inches. If you have a shorter, smaller variety of grass, cut back to about 4-5 inches.
The butterfly bush needs to be cut back as well. You can do this in the fall or the spring. It doesn't really matter. I tend to prune most everything back in the fall. Butterfly bushes have no problem starting from the root up every year so you can easily trim them down to just a few inches. And as the previous poster said, don't worry about it not waking up. They are late bloomers! I was so worried about mine the first year because it didn't wake up until nearly June. But then, sure enough, there it was and by the end of the summer it was probably 6 feet tall.
Your bulbs may be hit or miss. How cold does it get where you are at? Generally, if it gets below -10° C in your area in the winter, you're at risk of losing your bulbs. If your winters got on or around that, give them some time, they might surprise you and wake up.
Reply:I live in zone 6. We just cut our ornamental grass down to 8-10". We have Miscanthus Grass. It will grow anyway but this way you make way for the new stuff to grow without looking and last years dead growth in the process. Butterfly bushes often die to the ground on their own, especially in a colder area. We moved ours closer to the house and for the last two years they didn't die back at all. I just cut mine back to about a foot off the ground. I did this last year as well. It helps control the size and they produce more flowers. Even if it were to die back to the ground, as long as the roots are still alive, it will grow a good 5-6 feet tall or more by mid summer. They break dormancy late compared to a lot of other things and I have often been fooled into thinking that mine were dead. But they grew back true to form every year for 6 years now. I'm not sure about the Lily's but I was under the impression that these needed a warm climate to grow, like zone 8. While you can grow them in the summer, they probably should have been dug up and stored for winter. I doubt that they will grow back. Hope this helps!!!! :)
Does this joke make sense to anyone?
GIUSEPPE, A YOUNG ITALIAN IMMIGRANT WROTE A LETTER TO HIS MOTHER IN ITALY:
Mama,
I'a meta nicea Americana girla anda I'a wanta toa marry hera.
Yora Sona Giuseppe
HIS MOTHER FIRED A LETTER BACK:
Deara Giuseppe,
I'a begga youa sona.....Noa marrya Americana girla. Americana girlas noa canna cooka, are a lousy ina beda; and whena youa hava yora firsta fight, she'sa gonna calla youa guinea!!!!!
Lovea,
MAMA
A COUPLE OF MONTHS LATER, GIUSEPPE SENDS A LETTER BACK:
Mama,
Pleasea noa thinka mea disrespectful Mama, buta I'a noa taka yora advice anda I'a marriea nicea Americana girla.
Buta noa worry Mama, shesa greata cooka, incredible ina beda and shea promise to noa calla mea guinea, so longa as I'a noa calla hera blacka.
Lovea,
Giuseppe
Does this joke make sense to anyone?
I don't get it either was it suppose to be a racist joke?
Reply:let me think, nope.
Reply:It might be and ethnic joke and only Italians would get it, No?
Reply:The mom didn't abject to an AFRICANamerican wife, only an american wife.
Reply:Funny.... Nice one. Of course if you call someone Blacka she'll surely call you Guinea............
Reply:an old world italian mother would not take kindly to her son marrying an african american woman - let's stay politically correct and leave it at that. :)
an african american woman would be far more objectionable to her than a caucasian woman, because italians are sterotyped as prejudice.
Mama,
I'a meta nicea Americana girla anda I'a wanta toa marry hera.
Yora Sona Giuseppe
HIS MOTHER FIRED A LETTER BACK:
Deara Giuseppe,
I'a begga youa sona.....Noa marrya Americana girla. Americana girlas noa canna cooka, are a lousy ina beda; and whena youa hava yora firsta fight, she'sa gonna calla youa guinea!!!!!
Lovea,
MAMA
A COUPLE OF MONTHS LATER, GIUSEPPE SENDS A LETTER BACK:
Mama,
Pleasea noa thinka mea disrespectful Mama, buta I'a noa taka yora advice anda I'a marriea nicea Americana girla.
Buta noa worry Mama, shesa greata cooka, incredible ina beda and shea promise to noa calla mea guinea, so longa as I'a noa calla hera blacka.
Lovea,
Giuseppe
Does this joke make sense to anyone?
I don't get it either was it suppose to be a racist joke?
Reply:let me think, nope.
Reply:It might be and ethnic joke and only Italians would get it, No?
Reply:The mom didn't abject to an AFRICANamerican wife, only an american wife.
Reply:Funny.... Nice one. Of course if you call someone Blacka she'll surely call you Guinea............
Reply:an old world italian mother would not take kindly to her son marrying an african american woman - let's stay politically correct and leave it at that. :)
an african american woman would be far more objectionable to her than a caucasian woman, because italians are sterotyped as prejudice.
What would you give another user as a gift? i chose for you guys!?
my favorite fifa world cup fans! i wish you a happy holidays! what do you have planned? what do you hope to get/give?
i don't really know anybody personally here but if i did i would give:
chris #1 portugal fan: an autographed jersey of c.ronaldo
naty: a yankee's hat with an autograph of his favorite french player in the back ( his two favorite teams and sport in one!)
doober: a huge poster of all the teams (oo i have 1), cuz of her favorite different teams signed by the one player from each team of the 32 teams
sexy canna: an autographed CANNAVARO jersey
shop2liv1s: UR my real cousin and im gonna see you this saturday anyway, but if i could i would get you a signed jersey....of wayne rooney! HAHA! (i'm an evil cousin aren't I?!?!)
david beckham rox: an autographed jersey of david beckham and an alubm of his wife victoria beckham. joking
juventina: signed jersey, poster of buffon, ticket for free game!
if i could and if i knew you, these would be ur gifts!!!
What would you give another user as a gift? i chose for you guys!?
There is not much you can give over the internet but words...So, with that being said, I want to wish each and every user a happy and blessed holiday season! God Bless! :)
Reply:Hugs %26amp; Kisses to all of you!
:) Yeah Maradona JR even though we disagree about soccer doesn't mean anything
Reply:OMG an autographed canna jersey =)
Happy Holidays!! I would give you an autographed picture of C.Ronaldo and Brazil =) lol
Reply:wow a kiss from my favorite player - now that would be a nice gift lol thank you very much
my only problem now would be trying to pick just one player i want a kiss from hmmm....??
Happy Holidays :)
Reply:aww that is very sweet of you to think of me....well i would give u a big iran national flag with all the national players signature and one c.ronaldo juersy for u! lol
thanx mrs.materazzi..lol!
Reply:Happy Holidays to you too!!!
But you know, it is not just about gifts...it is about peace and prosperity, something the world cup section can't seem to get enough of.
Oh well
P.S. I think it's pretty cool you have a relative on here!
Reply:Awwww you're so sweet..that would be the best give anyone has ever given me!
I would definitely buy you something you are one of my favorites in here.
I have so much to do before Christmas that I had decided to take some time off from Y/A but with these tempting questions I couldn't resist..LOL
Anyways I'm spending my holidays with my family, gifts aren't important to me it's spending time with your loved ones!
Merry Christmas to you and your family!!
Reply:OMG, ID LOVE IT! :) you really have one like that?? :)
id give everyone... yeah, what mrs.materazzi said, hugs %26amp; kisses. ;D lol, %26amp;yeah, for touzours a zizou jersey signed but i think she already has one, lol; same for juventina but with buffon; %26amp; same for mrs.materazzi %26amp; sexycanna %26amp; nicole except with their fav players. and for robinhorules an I LOVE FRANCE poster, lol. for you a KAKA JERSEY signed, lol. and yeah, for everyone else the same stuff except with their fav players. :)
Reply:@Mrs Materazzi
For me too??????
Reply:where's mine? hehe.. just kiddin'...
Reply:can u give me the sweetest kiss from Canno?
Is that tooo much 2 ask?
Reply:aw i'll love it
n i agree with juventina
i don't really know anybody personally here but if i did i would give:
chris #1 portugal fan: an autographed jersey of c.ronaldo
naty: a yankee's hat with an autograph of his favorite french player in the back ( his two favorite teams and sport in one!)
doober: a huge poster of all the teams (oo i have 1), cuz of her favorite different teams signed by the one player from each team of the 32 teams
sexy canna: an autographed CANNAVARO jersey
shop2liv1s: UR my real cousin and im gonna see you this saturday anyway, but if i could i would get you a signed jersey....of wayne rooney! HAHA! (i'm an evil cousin aren't I?!?!)
david beckham rox: an autographed jersey of david beckham and an alubm of his wife victoria beckham. joking
juventina: signed jersey, poster of buffon, ticket for free game!
if i could and if i knew you, these would be ur gifts!!!
What would you give another user as a gift? i chose for you guys!?
There is not much you can give over the internet but words...So, with that being said, I want to wish each and every user a happy and blessed holiday season! God Bless! :)
Reply:Hugs %26amp; Kisses to all of you!
:) Yeah Maradona JR even though we disagree about soccer doesn't mean anything
Reply:OMG an autographed canna jersey =)
Happy Holidays!! I would give you an autographed picture of C.Ronaldo and Brazil =) lol
Reply:wow a kiss from my favorite player - now that would be a nice gift lol thank you very much
my only problem now would be trying to pick just one player i want a kiss from hmmm....??
Happy Holidays :)
Reply:aww that is very sweet of you to think of me....well i would give u a big iran national flag with all the national players signature and one c.ronaldo juersy for u! lol
thanx mrs.materazzi..lol!
Reply:Happy Holidays to you too!!!
But you know, it is not just about gifts...it is about peace and prosperity, something the world cup section can't seem to get enough of.
Oh well
P.S. I think it's pretty cool you have a relative on here!
Reply:Awwww you're so sweet..that would be the best give anyone has ever given me!
I would definitely buy you something you are one of my favorites in here.
I have so much to do before Christmas that I had decided to take some time off from Y/A but with these tempting questions I couldn't resist..LOL
Anyways I'm spending my holidays with my family, gifts aren't important to me it's spending time with your loved ones!
Merry Christmas to you and your family!!
Reply:OMG, ID LOVE IT! :) you really have one like that?? :)
id give everyone... yeah, what mrs.materazzi said, hugs %26amp; kisses. ;D lol, %26amp;yeah, for touzours a zizou jersey signed but i think she already has one, lol; same for juventina but with buffon; %26amp; same for mrs.materazzi %26amp; sexycanna %26amp; nicole except with their fav players. and for robinhorules an I LOVE FRANCE poster, lol. for you a KAKA JERSEY signed, lol. and yeah, for everyone else the same stuff except with their fav players. :)
Reply:@Mrs Materazzi
For me too??????
Reply:where's mine? hehe.. just kiddin'...
Reply:can u give me the sweetest kiss from Canno?
Is that tooo much 2 ask?
Reply:aw i'll love it
n i agree with juventina
I know this will be offensive but i got to know what you think?
How much more popular do you think Jesus was after he turned the water to wine in Canna? Like do you think pagans were inviting him to weddings and other huge parties?
I know this will be offensive but i got to know what you think?
LOL- who wouldn't, he'd be the life of the party...
Reply:hmm..dont know how to answer that one!ask your pastor!
Reply:a looooooooooooooooootttt
Reply:I'm offended.
Pagans drink water, too *wink*
Reply:Only to those who were there
Reply:People who follow the latest and greatest craze haven't changed in the many years before or since the birth of Christ . I am sure that there were many who followed Christ due to the fact that he performed many miracles . Sensationalism is alive and well today just as it was then . When Christ turned the water to wine I am sure his popularity rose about 1000% , Just as it would if he were alive and well today and cause the aids epidemic to disappear in Africa .
Reply:I think that Jesus would be the life of any party...he was also a whiz at balloon animals.
Reply:No more popular than you would be if you turned up at a gay Wiccan feminist rally and tried to pick up women.
Reply:Actually, only the 12 disciples knew what happened. The Scripture says that the guests congratulated the host for saving the best for the last.
Reply:silly it was unfermented.
Reply:yes
Reply:I'd invite him
Reply:why would you think this was an offensive question. people like to be entertained: wine; food; miracles whatever it takes to get their attention. its all good..
Reply:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTzXJMU1s...
Well, here is one guy's interpritation! ;)
The gag with Jesus' miracles, much like what happened with Moses, was magicians, mages and miracle workes were as common as head colds in those days. What was supposed to be the "miracle" was how they were doing what they did. Instead of using "magic", Jesus was using the power of God. (Yeah for the religious studies major. Sorry, I had to. Forgive me ;-) .)
As for how the general populous handled it, he was as popular as some of our movie stars until the priests of Isreal realized he was more popular than they were, declared him a heretic and had him killed. Course, then he did that whole coming back from the dead thing and now no one can touch him!
~~ Abaddon
Reply:hey they put it the bible didn't they?
Reply:Bootleggers are always popular at parties.
lily
I know this will be offensive but i got to know what you think?
LOL- who wouldn't, he'd be the life of the party...
Reply:hmm..dont know how to answer that one!ask your pastor!
Reply:a looooooooooooooooootttt
Reply:I'm offended.
Pagans drink water, too *wink*
Reply:Only to those who were there
Reply:People who follow the latest and greatest craze haven't changed in the many years before or since the birth of Christ . I am sure that there were many who followed Christ due to the fact that he performed many miracles . Sensationalism is alive and well today just as it was then . When Christ turned the water to wine I am sure his popularity rose about 1000% , Just as it would if he were alive and well today and cause the aids epidemic to disappear in Africa .
Reply:I think that Jesus would be the life of any party...he was also a whiz at balloon animals.
Reply:No more popular than you would be if you turned up at a gay Wiccan feminist rally and tried to pick up women.
Reply:Actually, only the 12 disciples knew what happened. The Scripture says that the guests congratulated the host for saving the best for the last.
Reply:silly it was unfermented.
Reply:yes
Reply:I'd invite him
Reply:why would you think this was an offensive question. people like to be entertained: wine; food; miracles whatever it takes to get their attention. its all good..
Reply:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTzXJMU1s...
Well, here is one guy's interpritation! ;)
The gag with Jesus' miracles, much like what happened with Moses, was magicians, mages and miracle workes were as common as head colds in those days. What was supposed to be the "miracle" was how they were doing what they did. Instead of using "magic", Jesus was using the power of God. (Yeah for the religious studies major. Sorry, I had to. Forgive me ;-) .)
As for how the general populous handled it, he was as popular as some of our movie stars until the priests of Isreal realized he was more popular than they were, declared him a heretic and had him killed. Course, then he did that whole coming back from the dead thing and now no one can touch him!
~~ Abaddon
Reply:hey they put it the bible didn't they?
Reply:Bootleggers are always popular at parties.
lily
Team #4...Please help?
TEAM 4
Juventina (cap)
Misteriouso Amor
Sexy_canna
KC
il toro italiano
litzy87
Let's pick a... team name, jersey colors,positions that you prefer.
Everyone please give your ideas.
Misteriouso Amor..you sent me ideas if you have any ideas on the jersey...if you don't want to post your ideas here send me a message.
Thanks
Team #4...Please help?
lol, im not in your team, im in miz boons', but i think your team name should be BUFFANNA; buffon and canna mixed together, since you love buffon and sexy_canna loves canna. :) haha, lol. i know, clever. ;] haha, not.
Reply:haha, yeah i wish i was in your guys' team. :) Report It
Reply:Maybe next time hon...LOL Report It
Reply:lol I love doober's suggestion for the team name. Jersey colour uh...blue..lol. Position - I perfer center-back.\
where are these 3??
KC
il toro italiano
litzy87
Reply:may be your team coulour can have the blue and red and green colours in it with decorations
Reply:team_name=ummmm *naty rulez*..yea that seems appropiate..*wink*
Reply:as far as colors for our jersey I say....lol I will email you...I dont want anyone else to know that isnt on our team...
Reply:ya time is 11:30 PM right now sorry got to go bye !!!!
http://atrieecs.seo.iitm.ac.in/thamespor...
thamesportal invernesshire
Reply:woah
kay there are teams
kay
yeahhh
well
like
you should be
uhmmm....
yeah dono
but
yeah i didnt know there are like teams
yepp
so
forza italia
azzuri!
Juventina (cap)
Misteriouso Amor
Sexy_canna
KC
il toro italiano
litzy87
Let's pick a... team name, jersey colors,positions that you prefer.
Everyone please give your ideas.
Misteriouso Amor..you sent me ideas if you have any ideas on the jersey...if you don't want to post your ideas here send me a message.
Thanks
Team #4...Please help?
lol, im not in your team, im in miz boons', but i think your team name should be BUFFANNA; buffon and canna mixed together, since you love buffon and sexy_canna loves canna. :) haha, lol. i know, clever. ;] haha, not.
Reply:haha, yeah i wish i was in your guys' team. :) Report It
Reply:Maybe next time hon...LOL Report It
Reply:lol I love doober's suggestion for the team name. Jersey colour uh...blue..lol. Position - I perfer center-back.\
where are these 3??
KC
il toro italiano
litzy87
Reply:may be your team coulour can have the blue and red and green colours in it with decorations
Reply:team_name=ummmm *naty rulez*..yea that seems appropiate..*wink*
Reply:as far as colors for our jersey I say....lol I will email you...I dont want anyone else to know that isnt on our team...
Reply:ya time is 11:30 PM right now sorry got to go bye !!!!
http://atrieecs.seo.iitm.ac.in/thamespor...
thamesportal invernesshire
Reply:woah
kay there are teams
kay
yeahhh
well
like
you should be
uhmmm....
yeah dono
but
yeah i didnt know there are like teams
yepp
so
forza italia
azzuri!
Soccer Team 4??
Someone reported my questions,so now I've lost my information.
Can you guys please suggest a team name, jersey color and position you want to play.
I know doober had suggested a name I can't remember if it was
BUFFACANNA...LOL
TEAM 4
Juventina (cap)
Misteriouso Amor
Sexy_canna
KC
il toro italiano
litzy87
Soccer Team 4??
Why the heck would someone report these questions.
Anyway.....jersey colour - I liked the idea of green, white and red =) and here is one of the questions you asked, if this helps at all
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
and here is another http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
Reply:oh..ok...
name: NATYRULEZ!!!!......ok?
*********************************
oh ok...tell me if u picked it! *wink* or try Buffoneras!!! with juventus colours or..red wine shirt...blue shourts..white socks
Reply:you captain???????? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahalolololo...
how old r you?? maybe 5? 6? 7? or under 12???? you sure behave like one...
soccer team on the net forums......hahahahahaha, captains and players..........lolololololololol.
what a joke!!!!!!!!
forming soccer teams in the forum here...hahahahahahaha.
i cant stop laughing..............it sounds like what a child would think of.....daydreaming..soccer team.lolololol.
Reply:Your right about the name...that was it.:)
Reply:team name : Valhalla
Jersey Color:Mango Yellow with Orange Stripes
Position:Defence
Can you guys please suggest a team name, jersey color and position you want to play.
I know doober had suggested a name I can't remember if it was
BUFFACANNA...LOL
TEAM 4
Juventina (cap)
Misteriouso Amor
Sexy_canna
KC
il toro italiano
litzy87
Soccer Team 4??
Why the heck would someone report these questions.
Anyway.....jersey colour - I liked the idea of green, white and red =) and here is one of the questions you asked, if this helps at all
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
and here is another http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
Reply:oh..ok...
name: NATYRULEZ!!!!......ok?
*********************************
oh ok...tell me if u picked it! *wink* or try Buffoneras!!! with juventus colours or..red wine shirt...blue shourts..white socks
Reply:you captain???????? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahalolololo...
how old r you?? maybe 5? 6? 7? or under 12???? you sure behave like one...
soccer team on the net forums......hahahahahaha, captains and players..........lolololololololol.
what a joke!!!!!!!!
forming soccer teams in the forum here...hahahahahahaha.
i cant stop laughing..............it sounds like what a child would think of.....daydreaming..soccer team.lolololol.
Reply:Your right about the name...that was it.:)
Reply:team name : Valhalla
Jersey Color:Mango Yellow with Orange Stripes
Position:Defence
What sort of pleasure do u think a few ppl here(for eg. 'Made in Italy') get from hurting and insulting....?
the french team and fans. I dont know if this person(Made in Italy) is even distantly Italian. But even then he dishes out abt the French and its driving me nuts.
Why do u laugh at others pain;isnt that a bad thing to do?
i mean Italy won ok congrats.
But dont u think that Italians should have the mind to console and not insult the French. When the tables turn, i'll be vry interested to see what a few ppl(like Made in Italy, Soccer_mind, CISCOkid, sexy_canna etc) have to say(i bet they;ll go back to their old chorus:- Italy won the wc france, zidane are losers,ITALY=WORLD CHAMPION, Euro08 doesnt matter)
I dont mean to insult anyone; its just that I was so offended by Made in Italy's questions and the replys from the rest of u. its a shame. honestly
What sort of pleasure do u think a few ppl here(for eg. 'Made in Italy') get from hurting and insulting....?
A shame?? Indeed. But, you only have to consider the source. He is an obvious moron.... Which translates to....Who cares what he says???
Reply:Why the ******** hell do u care, bitc.h!
Reply:yeah i have noticed..its really bad to insult others and the reason they do it is that they jus won and france lost and that they want to make the french suffer for it..its really bad..u r right,they should be friendz not enimies..the motto of the wc was "a time to make friends" ,but no one is practising it..jus ignore those idiots and keep supporting france..something good will come of it..really..
Reply:i I know.I hav seen that most of French fans hav stopped this insults %26amp; hurtting.But some of these Italians are getting on my nerves.I feel like posting those insulting questions i used to post bfore if they dont stop soon.
Reply:Hi,
It is ALWAYS like that. Any game any time, you will here certain things like that!
Don't let them distract you :)
Karl
http://www.neilhemingway.co.uk
Reply:I have to agree with you with one person only ant that would be Made in Italy, I am Italian and I won't tolerate his insults towards any human being, for him to call himself Italian is a disgrace to all of the Italians in here. If he were a true Italian he would have respect for others not treat them like garbage.
As for soccer_mind he's only responding to a certain individual and he has the right to do so like everyone else in here defends their country and what they believe in.
If you read his questions and answers you'll understand that he's not insulting anyone just defending what he believes in.
Ciscokid..just ignore him if you get to know him he's actually very pleasant...LOL
sexy_cana she doesn't insult she's doing exactly what everyone else in here is doing ...defending their country!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
Reply:no, because some "french" supporters are racists (see tozo and co. questions...) and I hate stupid peoples......
sorry but I'm not mafious,pizza boy.. etc. I love my country!
Reply:ooh my god!
Now french are the "victims".....
after 3000000 racist questions about Italians(touzours),Americans(danielle Khaled),religion etc.
now they are the poor victims.....
I think that some peoples are without honor!
shame! french!
Reply:They do it to get a reaction or in retaliation to other questions that have been posted to insult they're team... AND ITS WORKING!!!!
Why do u laugh at others pain;isnt that a bad thing to do?
i mean Italy won ok congrats.
But dont u think that Italians should have the mind to console and not insult the French. When the tables turn, i'll be vry interested to see what a few ppl(like Made in Italy, Soccer_mind, CISCOkid, sexy_canna etc) have to say(i bet they;ll go back to their old chorus:- Italy won the wc france, zidane are losers,ITALY=WORLD CHAMPION, Euro08 doesnt matter)
I dont mean to insult anyone; its just that I was so offended by Made in Italy's questions and the replys from the rest of u. its a shame. honestly
What sort of pleasure do u think a few ppl here(for eg. 'Made in Italy') get from hurting and insulting....?
A shame?? Indeed. But, you only have to consider the source. He is an obvious moron.... Which translates to....Who cares what he says???
Reply:Why the ******** hell do u care, bitc.h!
Reply:yeah i have noticed..its really bad to insult others and the reason they do it is that they jus won and france lost and that they want to make the french suffer for it..its really bad..u r right,they should be friendz not enimies..the motto of the wc was "a time to make friends" ,but no one is practising it..jus ignore those idiots and keep supporting france..something good will come of it..really..
Reply:i I know.I hav seen that most of French fans hav stopped this insults %26amp; hurtting.But some of these Italians are getting on my nerves.I feel like posting those insulting questions i used to post bfore if they dont stop soon.
Reply:Hi,
It is ALWAYS like that. Any game any time, you will here certain things like that!
Don't let them distract you :)
Karl
http://www.neilhemingway.co.uk
Reply:I have to agree with you with one person only ant that would be Made in Italy, I am Italian and I won't tolerate his insults towards any human being, for him to call himself Italian is a disgrace to all of the Italians in here. If he were a true Italian he would have respect for others not treat them like garbage.
As for soccer_mind he's only responding to a certain individual and he has the right to do so like everyone else in here defends their country and what they believe in.
If you read his questions and answers you'll understand that he's not insulting anyone just defending what he believes in.
Ciscokid..just ignore him if you get to know him he's actually very pleasant...LOL
sexy_cana she doesn't insult she's doing exactly what everyone else in here is doing ...defending their country!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
Reply:no, because some "french" supporters are racists (see tozo and co. questions...) and I hate stupid peoples......
sorry but I'm not mafious,pizza boy.. etc. I love my country!
Reply:ooh my god!
Now french are the "victims".....
after 3000000 racist questions about Italians(touzours),Americans(danielle Khaled),religion etc.
now they are the poor victims.....
I think that some peoples are without honor!
shame! french!
Reply:They do it to get a reaction or in retaliation to other questions that have been posted to insult they're team... AND ITS WORKING!!!!
Would anyone like to hear a wee Scottish Joke?
Scottish Hospital
%26gt;
%26gt;An Englishman is being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end of the
%26gt;
%26gt;tour he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no signs of
%26gt;
%26gt;injury. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims:
%26gt;
%26gt;"Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!".
%26gt;
%26gt;The Englishman, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, who
%26gt;
%26gt;immediately launches into "Some hae meat, and canna eat, and some wad eat
%26gt;
%26gt;that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, and sae the Lord be thankit."
%26gt;
%26gt;The next patient sits up and declaims: "Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous
%26gt;
%26gt;beastie, O what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae
%26gt;
%26gt;hasty, wi' bickering bl'attle. I wad be laith to run and chase thee, wi'
%26gt;
%26gt;murdering
%26gt;
%26gt;prattle." "Well," says the Englishman to his Scottish colleague, "I see you
%26gt;
%26gt;saved the
%26gt;
%26gt;psychiatric ward for the last." "No, no," the Scottish doctor corrects him,
%26gt;
%26gt;"This is the
%26gt;
%26gt;Serious Burns Unit."
Would anyone like to hear a wee Scottish Joke?
Man that was a cracker, ge'us sa' mare .
Reply:Huh?
I don't get it...
Reply:Very funny!
Reply:Comedy Genius
Reply:This joke was on here last week.
Reply:Haha, good one!
Reply:funny
Reply:Actually made me laugh! Good joke.
Reply:I'm a dumb American. It took me a minute to get it!
Reply:Message for Miz D you can't help being American but these are excerpts from the great Rabbie Burns, look him up...
Reply:Och away ye wee hen!
Y' had me greetin' so's I nearly wet ma britches.
Added:
For those who don't know, Robert Burns was a Scottish writer, musician and poet. His most famous work, known the world over, is Auld Lang Syne, sung at Hogmanay, when bringing in the new year. His birthday, 25 January, is celebrated by Scots across the world, with a traditional Burns supper, usually consisting of Haggis, neeps and tatties. The Haggis is traditionally piped to the table, and the host stabs the haggis while quoting the above poem, before serving it up to the guests.
Reply:Wee Susie!
Ye mek me proud ta be a Scot!
Grab a bonny wee star!
Reply:Sorry Suzie - translation needed - you lost me at "Fair'
Hugs CJ
Reply:LOL that's great!! Send it to the Craig Ferguson show, I bet they'll use it!
Reply:Is this german?
Reply:I thought I recognized some of those lines, but it has been quite a while since I remember reading them. Great one dear. Have another galaxy or three!!!!
Reply:Totally cool......
plant gifts
%26gt;
%26gt;An Englishman is being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end of the
%26gt;
%26gt;tour he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no signs of
%26gt;
%26gt;injury. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims:
%26gt;
%26gt;"Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!".
%26gt;
%26gt;The Englishman, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, who
%26gt;
%26gt;immediately launches into "Some hae meat, and canna eat, and some wad eat
%26gt;
%26gt;that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, and sae the Lord be thankit."
%26gt;
%26gt;The next patient sits up and declaims: "Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous
%26gt;
%26gt;beastie, O what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae
%26gt;
%26gt;hasty, wi' bickering bl'attle. I wad be laith to run and chase thee, wi'
%26gt;
%26gt;murdering
%26gt;
%26gt;prattle." "Well," says the Englishman to his Scottish colleague, "I see you
%26gt;
%26gt;saved the
%26gt;
%26gt;psychiatric ward for the last." "No, no," the Scottish doctor corrects him,
%26gt;
%26gt;"This is the
%26gt;
%26gt;Serious Burns Unit."
Would anyone like to hear a wee Scottish Joke?
Man that was a cracker, ge'us sa' mare .
Reply:Huh?
I don't get it...
Reply:Very funny!
Reply:Comedy Genius
Reply:This joke was on here last week.
Reply:Haha, good one!
Reply:funny
Reply:Actually made me laugh! Good joke.
Reply:I'm a dumb American. It took me a minute to get it!
Reply:Message for Miz D you can't help being American but these are excerpts from the great Rabbie Burns, look him up...
Reply:Och away ye wee hen!
Y' had me greetin' so's I nearly wet ma britches.
Added:
For those who don't know, Robert Burns was a Scottish writer, musician and poet. His most famous work, known the world over, is Auld Lang Syne, sung at Hogmanay, when bringing in the new year. His birthday, 25 January, is celebrated by Scots across the world, with a traditional Burns supper, usually consisting of Haggis, neeps and tatties. The Haggis is traditionally piped to the table, and the host stabs the haggis while quoting the above poem, before serving it up to the guests.
Reply:Wee Susie!
Ye mek me proud ta be a Scot!
Grab a bonny wee star!
Reply:Sorry Suzie - translation needed - you lost me at "Fair'
Hugs CJ
Reply:LOL that's great!! Send it to the Craig Ferguson show, I bet they'll use it!
Reply:Is this german?
Reply:I thought I recognized some of those lines, but it has been quite a while since I remember reading them. Great one dear. Have another galaxy or three!!!!
Reply:Totally cool......
plant gifts
Who do u think is da cuties of all da 3 jonas bro?
well i think nick is da cuties, he rox ma world.........he is hot n sexy, by da way joe is canna kute but h''s too muck, i mean have u seen him, when he's on da stage......
Who do u think is da cuties of all da 3 jonas bro?
I love Nick!!
he is the cutest!!
but his brothers are hot too!
Joe always has so much energy onstage!!
he is crazy but he is cute
Nick is so quiet on satge he doesn't jump or anything!
I love Nick jonas!
Reply:i never really liked nick. i think he's a bit overrated.
joe is extremely attractive, but he doesn't seem like the kind of person that would be nice if you went up to him and talked to him.
kevin is EXTREMELY cute, and seems really nice too. so he's my favorite.
Reply:nick to me is the hottest
but joe is so hott too
then theres kevin who is not very cute(so sad)
thanx for this awsome question
and i think i gave u an awsome answer
Reply:wow. of course nick. he is sooo cute. wow i love him. he is just so hot. seriously. joe is kinda cute 2 but nick is da cutiest.
Reply:NICK!
Reply:JOE JOE JOE!
i love him%26lt;3 he is helluhhhhh cuteee. i love him. lol. he is funny, hot, and seem suhh-weeeet. no one thinks kevin is cute-__-
nick is ok, not that cute. but joe is amazing and attractiveeee
Reply:NICK IS THE BESTTTTT EVERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ♥ HIM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!! HES THE ONE WITH MOST OF THE TALENT AND HES SOOO HOTT AND SMART AND PERFECT IN EVERYWAY!!!!!!!!!!! I %26lt;3 HIM!! joess realllly hOt too!!!! ... kevin ... ehh
Reply:umm.
i can barely understand what your saying..
but...
i think the hott one is Joe.
but i dont have a favorite,
i love them all equally.
just like it should be.
Who do u think is da cuties of all da 3 jonas bro?
I love Nick!!
he is the cutest!!
but his brothers are hot too!
Joe always has so much energy onstage!!
he is crazy but he is cute
Nick is so quiet on satge he doesn't jump or anything!
I love Nick jonas!
Reply:i never really liked nick. i think he's a bit overrated.
joe is extremely attractive, but he doesn't seem like the kind of person that would be nice if you went up to him and talked to him.
kevin is EXTREMELY cute, and seems really nice too. so he's my favorite.
Reply:nick to me is the hottest
but joe is so hott too
then theres kevin who is not very cute(so sad)
thanx for this awsome question
and i think i gave u an awsome answer
Reply:wow. of course nick. he is sooo cute. wow i love him. he is just so hot. seriously. joe is kinda cute 2 but nick is da cutiest.
Reply:NICK!
Reply:JOE JOE JOE!
i love him%26lt;3 he is helluhhhhh cuteee. i love him. lol. he is funny, hot, and seem suhh-weeeet. no one thinks kevin is cute-__-
nick is ok, not that cute. but joe is amazing and attractiveeee
Reply:NICK IS THE BESTTTTT EVERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ♥ HIM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!! HES THE ONE WITH MOST OF THE TALENT AND HES SOOO HOTT AND SMART AND PERFECT IN EVERYWAY!!!!!!!!!!! I %26lt;3 HIM!! joess realllly hOt too!!!! ... kevin ... ehh
Reply:umm.
i can barely understand what your saying..
but...
i think the hott one is Joe.
but i dont have a favorite,
i love them all equally.
just like it should be.
Can you read the Collier's wife by DH Lawrence?
The Collier's Wife
Somebody's knockin' at th' door
Mother, come down an' see!
—I's think it's nobbut a beggar;
Say I'm busy.
It's not a beggar, mother; hark
How 'ard 'e knocks!
—Eh, tha'rt a mard-arsed kid,
'Ell gie thee socks!
Shout an' ax what 'em wants,
I canna come down.
'E says, is it Arthur Holliday's?
—Say Yes, tha clown.
'E says: Tell your mother as 'er mester's
Got hurt i'th' pit—
What? Oh my Sirs, 'e never says that,
That's not it!
Come out o' th' way an' let me see!
Eh, there's no peace!
An' stop they scraightin' childt,
Do shut thee face!
Your mester's 'ad a accident
An' they ta'ein' 'im i'th'ambulance
Ter Nottingham'.—Eh dear o'me,
If 'e's not a man for mischance!
Wheer's 'e hurt this time, lad?
—I dunna know
They on'y towd me it wor bad—
It would be so!
Out o' my way, childt! dear o'me, wheer
'Ave I put 'is clean stockin's an' shirt?
Goodness knows if they'll be able
To take off 'is pit-dirt!
Can you read the Collier's wife by DH Lawrence?
Dear Asimenia is not all that difficult if you really put your mind to it.
Is like hearing people from Roumeli speaking.
You still can make about half of what is said.
Once get started you get carried away .
I like your home dialect, kind of poetic, like all idiomatic dialects.
Reply:Yes, I can understand it.
I hope you can too. It's not clear whether you're asking us to interpret it for you, or whether you just want to know if we can understand it.
Some people may understand it better if they hear it rather than read it.
.
Reply:Yes. I can read it, and understand it.
Not a happy tale. Life was tough for miners, and for their families. It still is for miners around the world.
Did you give me a thumbs down? I am trying to answer the question you asked.
Somebody's knockin' at th' door
Mother, come down an' see!
—I's think it's nobbut a beggar;
Say I'm busy.
It's not a beggar, mother; hark
How 'ard 'e knocks!
—Eh, tha'rt a mard-arsed kid,
'Ell gie thee socks!
Shout an' ax what 'em wants,
I canna come down.
'E says, is it Arthur Holliday's?
—Say Yes, tha clown.
'E says: Tell your mother as 'er mester's
Got hurt i'th' pit—
What? Oh my Sirs, 'e never says that,
That's not it!
Come out o' th' way an' let me see!
Eh, there's no peace!
An' stop they scraightin' childt,
Do shut thee face!
Your mester's 'ad a accident
An' they ta'ein' 'im i'th'ambulance
Ter Nottingham'.—Eh dear o'me,
If 'e's not a man for mischance!
Wheer's 'e hurt this time, lad?
—I dunna know
They on'y towd me it wor bad—
It would be so!
Out o' my way, childt! dear o'me, wheer
'Ave I put 'is clean stockin's an' shirt?
Goodness knows if they'll be able
To take off 'is pit-dirt!
Can you read the Collier's wife by DH Lawrence?
Dear Asimenia is not all that difficult if you really put your mind to it.
Is like hearing people from Roumeli speaking.
You still can make about half of what is said.
Once get started you get carried away .
I like your home dialect, kind of poetic, like all idiomatic dialects.
Reply:Yes, I can understand it.
I hope you can too. It's not clear whether you're asking us to interpret it for you, or whether you just want to know if we can understand it.
Some people may understand it better if they hear it rather than read it.
.
Reply:Yes. I can read it, and understand it.
Not a happy tale. Life was tough for miners, and for their families. It still is for miners around the world.
Did you give me a thumbs down? I am trying to answer the question you asked.
Can I join the clan?
Me mammy's was born in Ireland, her mammy was from the south, and her daddy from the North. He looked like a big Viking, and they invaded Ireland. Me pappie's mother was a Hyland, (me grannie Kate) and me cousins here in Aussite,still wear the name with pride, in these yon dry moors of Aussie land. Me pappie's dad was born in Ballarat. It's a mixure, but the Celts are in the DNA, very strong ya ken.. Canna ye noot see the fire, commin outa me mouth, an the African sword, where i was born and raised. in me hand. Ooh Aye. I have given a lot to globilisation, but we Celts must stick together. I stand for the Clan. And the heather heath.
Can I join the clan?
Well justme (or should that be MaCJusttryme The Furious--or some such), I would guess you have arrived. Ignore the comments of needing to take a DNA test to fit in...you are fine as you are. Your word is good enough for us, for we are honest kinsmen.
Can you show me the African sword, please? It must be truly awesome.
Reply:Unfortunatey, when I left the site last night Eyedontnose had been suspended. What happens to the bordello and the rest of the story, I have no idea.
Free EYES! Free EYES! Free EYES! Report It
Reply:Aye, and the pipes they called ye home.
Reply:If your family are from Ireland, why are you typing in a Scottish accent?
Reply:Ahhh! Sweet lass. Home you be to the clan tis true
But the fire inside tells a telling clue.
A dragon under the skin
Is our next of kin
Be safe, be wary
But know what you carry
A strong heart!
Reply:Join the Clan?
THERE WAS NO CLAN WITHOUT YE!
Now we have reason to party for our lost daughter has come home to the hills - and there is rejoicing from glen ta glen!
You have more Celt blood in ye than the Edinburgh Transfussion Service!
Hail Hail - our precious daughter has found her spiritual home!
And from now on daughter your name shall ring out as
MaCJustTryMe the Furious!
Reply:Sure,
The Klan can always use another punch board like you.
Reply:Come on in your tartans ready
Reply:ahhh hahahahaha.... thats funny
Reply:It's wonderful to know all your heritage like that. I'd love to know more of my heritage. I think the clan has definitely welcomed you in, so enjoy your new family.
Reply:"Send in your DNA and don't call us we'll call you"!!!LOL!!! No, just kidding!!!
Reply:pick your tartan grab a claymore and welcome wee lassie we stand as one and let no one meddle with what we have forged on this site lest they face our wrath
Reply:..girlie all ye need is a pair of tartan knickers to fit in,we'll not be watching your forefathers to see if you're pure enough,your heart's in the heather and that's all that matters.
Can I join the clan?
Well justme (or should that be MaCJusttryme The Furious--or some such), I would guess you have arrived. Ignore the comments of needing to take a DNA test to fit in...you are fine as you are. Your word is good enough for us, for we are honest kinsmen.
Can you show me the African sword, please? It must be truly awesome.
Reply:Unfortunatey, when I left the site last night Eyedontnose had been suspended. What happens to the bordello and the rest of the story, I have no idea.
Free EYES! Free EYES! Free EYES! Report It
Reply:Aye, and the pipes they called ye home.
Reply:If your family are from Ireland, why are you typing in a Scottish accent?
Reply:Ahhh! Sweet lass. Home you be to the clan tis true
But the fire inside tells a telling clue.
A dragon under the skin
Is our next of kin
Be safe, be wary
But know what you carry
A strong heart!
Reply:Join the Clan?
THERE WAS NO CLAN WITHOUT YE!
Now we have reason to party for our lost daughter has come home to the hills - and there is rejoicing from glen ta glen!
You have more Celt blood in ye than the Edinburgh Transfussion Service!
Hail Hail - our precious daughter has found her spiritual home!
And from now on daughter your name shall ring out as
MaCJustTryMe the Furious!
Reply:Sure,
The Klan can always use another punch board like you.
Reply:Come on in your tartans ready
Reply:ahhh hahahahaha.... thats funny
Reply:It's wonderful to know all your heritage like that. I'd love to know more of my heritage. I think the clan has definitely welcomed you in, so enjoy your new family.
Reply:"Send in your DNA and don't call us we'll call you"!!!LOL!!! No, just kidding!!!
Reply:pick your tartan grab a claymore and welcome wee lassie we stand as one and let no one meddle with what we have forged on this site lest they face our wrath
Reply:..girlie all ye need is a pair of tartan knickers to fit in,we'll not be watching your forefathers to see if you're pure enough,your heart's in the heather and that's all that matters.
Real love..??
hai,
my name is madhu .i am doing my high school.still my mid sch.i wont chat with my friends much.this year i got a new friend.i like her very much.infact i luv her that words canna say she is telling that next year she would b in other place %26amp; school.i am felinig all lone.wat can i do?at the same time another girl likes me very much.but i dont like her.with whom shall i b friend
Real love..??
both the girls r ur frnds..... but whom u love, she doesnt love u nd whom u dont love, she loves u ....
how do u kno tht the first one doesnt love u ???
if she doesnt then tell ur feelings to her but make sure the second one doesnt kno about the first one..... go ahead !!!
Reply:First of kindly tell me that whether you are a gal or guy, if girl then no advice and if guy then tell her that you love her and when next year she will separate take her mail id and start mailing her
Reply:i hate to say this but there are 30 mistakes in that "THING" you wrote, and I don't even think i counted them all! I'm sorry but it is very unlikely and unbelivable you are in high school! or should I say "doing" high school! I don't like to be mean but please put on spell check and take some EXTRA grammar classes!!! Thanx!
Reply:Be friends with both of them....I dont understand why people cant have but one friend at a time.,..Its nice to have friends....
Reply:You should be friends with both of them. You can have many friends at the same time. As long as you are not dating them, then have them both as friends.
floral arrangements
my name is madhu .i am doing my high school.still my mid sch.i wont chat with my friends much.this year i got a new friend.i like her very much.infact i luv her that words canna say she is telling that next year she would b in other place %26amp; school.i am felinig all lone.wat can i do?at the same time another girl likes me very much.but i dont like her.with whom shall i b friend
Real love..??
both the girls r ur frnds..... but whom u love, she doesnt love u nd whom u dont love, she loves u ....
how do u kno tht the first one doesnt love u ???
if she doesnt then tell ur feelings to her but make sure the second one doesnt kno about the first one..... go ahead !!!
Reply:First of kindly tell me that whether you are a gal or guy, if girl then no advice and if guy then tell her that you love her and when next year she will separate take her mail id and start mailing her
Reply:i hate to say this but there are 30 mistakes in that "THING" you wrote, and I don't even think i counted them all! I'm sorry but it is very unlikely and unbelivable you are in high school! or should I say "doing" high school! I don't like to be mean but please put on spell check and take some EXTRA grammar classes!!! Thanx!
Reply:Be friends with both of them....I dont understand why people cant have but one friend at a time.,..Its nice to have friends....
Reply:You should be friends with both of them. You can have many friends at the same time. As long as you are not dating them, then have them both as friends.
floral arrangements
Giant Bird of Paridise splitting?
How do I split my giant Bird of Paridise. I asked my gardener to and I think he just dug and pulled off leaves as they don't have a bulb or rizone attached. What does the buld look like. I'm familiar with Canna splitting and Iris etc. but not this plant. It is huge and I don't think I can dig the whole thing alone so I figured there must be some bulbs on the outerstructure beneath the soil. Help!!
Giant Bird of Paridise splitting?
For best results, divide clumps during late spring or early summer. Dig up and separate old clumps, dividing those with four to five shoots into single-stem divisions. Remove dead leaves and roots and wash the roots. To prevent disease and insect carryover, soak divisions in a 1:10 dilution of bleach for ten minutes before planting.
Plant divisions at the same soil depth at which they were previously grown. Keep the soil moist until roots are established, then begin fertilizing. Divisions usually require at least three months to generate new roots.
Good Luck!!
Reply:I "broke" mine off...it's not like a bulb- bulb. It's hard to explain. It's like one main bulb....I broke/split it and repotted 2 of the pieces from the main part...they both are growing well. I put the third piece in the ground (shaded area), and it is growing well.
It comes close to Canna splitting...just do it the way you did those.
Giant Bird of Paridise splitting?
For best results, divide clumps during late spring or early summer. Dig up and separate old clumps, dividing those with four to five shoots into single-stem divisions. Remove dead leaves and roots and wash the roots. To prevent disease and insect carryover, soak divisions in a 1:10 dilution of bleach for ten minutes before planting.
Plant divisions at the same soil depth at which they were previously grown. Keep the soil moist until roots are established, then begin fertilizing. Divisions usually require at least three months to generate new roots.
Good Luck!!
Reply:I "broke" mine off...it's not like a bulb- bulb. It's hard to explain. It's like one main bulb....I broke/split it and repotted 2 of the pieces from the main part...they both are growing well. I put the third piece in the ground (shaded area), and it is growing well.
It comes close to Canna splitting...just do it the way you did those.
Growing lilys?
I am new to gardening,and I want to grow some lilys, the stardust, tigerlily or the canna type.
Can anyone tell me
what season can I buy the bulbs?
what setting do they need to grow?
thank you so much in advance.
Growing lilys?
Tiger lilies would be the easiest to grow. They need sun and lots of watering. You can get the bulbs in the spring from almost anywhere...Wal-Mart, Lowe's, Home Depot, your local nursery...Just plant them according to the directions, water, and watch them take off! They grow quite large and spread so they need a bit of room. Beautiful flowers all summer! I love lillies! Good Luck!
Reply:You can transplant in the fall from other plants or plant the bulbs in the spring. Lots of sun and good soil.
Reply:you might wanna try to just find a local store, or even better some ppl sell liyl's as a little bussiness ( my grandma does) and they are cheaper, but most of the time better.
Can anyone tell me
what season can I buy the bulbs?
what setting do they need to grow?
thank you so much in advance.
Growing lilys?
Tiger lilies would be the easiest to grow. They need sun and lots of watering. You can get the bulbs in the spring from almost anywhere...Wal-Mart, Lowe's, Home Depot, your local nursery...Just plant them according to the directions, water, and watch them take off! They grow quite large and spread so they need a bit of room. Beautiful flowers all summer! I love lillies! Good Luck!
Reply:You can transplant in the fall from other plants or plant the bulbs in the spring. Lots of sun and good soil.
Reply:you might wanna try to just find a local store, or even better some ppl sell liyl's as a little bussiness ( my grandma does) and they are cheaper, but most of the time better.
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