Scottish..?

Ru a True Scot?





100% Scottish??





1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.


2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.


3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.


4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.


5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.


6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!


7. Ye measure distance in minutes.


8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.


9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.


10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.


11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.


12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.


13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.


14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.


15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.


16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.


17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.


18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.

Scottish..?
ROFL ....brilliant. mum and dad both scottish but i was brought up in england and still understood every word lol
Reply:Ha, i understood that! my granddad was a Scot from the Hebrides. Gotta love the Scots, so darn attractive!
Reply:am well scottish man
Reply:ACH that was funny!! I like it, very good :)


Number 5 was the funniest I think, and even though I am not 100% Scot (60% Irish/30% Scot), I still think haggis is alright even though I know what it is and how its made!!





I will definately be passing this on...Thanks!!
Reply:Ach, laddie, ye've won me heart. Which tarten be your'n?
Reply:I can read it!





My mother was a Glaswegian.
Reply:This exact question was posted a few weeks back by another person on YA!. Either you are not very original, or you are that same person using a multiple account.





Either way, I don't need to answer any of those questions to know I was a true Scot since I was born in Scotland. That's good enough for me.
Reply:cun unnerston o o it ! prob yase it o in wan sentance when im foo ! Xxx
Reply:nope i can't even read half of it right
Reply:i'm not scottish i'm irish i just watched braveheart last night, good film, neways i'm here to say Scots have the sexiest accent i have ever heard!!








that is all... :)
Reply:Sorry I didn't understand a lot of that I must come from the posh end of Scotland!
Reply:lol i am pure scottish and understood every single word of that :)
Reply:Not Scottish but love the accent. Scotts are hot





Peace ♥
Reply:I suppose I'm mostly Scottish... although I don't know question 1.
Reply:i dont have a clue what your talking about,
Reply:Ahhhhh, I failed the test. Does that mean I get kicked out of the Scottish fan club? ;)
Reply:I'm 135% Scottish cause thats me on ma 5th can of Super
Reply:I know #'s 3 well,#7 I wondered where that came from,


and #18,almost all,but it was a struggle.
Reply:Its makes good reading,
Reply:lol! 100% Understood!!
Reply:Thanks for giving me a good laugh today. I especially thought reading out the football scores/results in church was brilliant. Yes you're right I'm sending this off to a friend of mine who's a Scot.





I'm English by the way, but still understood it so have a star.

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